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Stupid Human Tricks

Nov 23 2006 04:54 am   #1Blood Faerie

Well, Thanksgiving is a family holiday and even if you're not from the good ole US, please come share, but because of the holiday and the brief reminiscing on the tag, I wanted to start a thread where maybe we can share funny stories about the family. Or, just come in and laugh at the anecdotes. And although not sure this is needed, and I'm not a mod, but there are different family situations so please be considerate and not rude.

So I'll start off the cute little stories with the ones I told on the tag:

In my family, we have many weird things, but one is that when someone burps we all pipe up "Pig!" And that is such a lovely role model for the young'uns that when my cousin Ryan was still a toddler he burped and his mom of course went, "What do you say?" (Obviously expecting "excuse me") and he went "Pig!"

My mom's name is Lorna and when I was little I told her friends that her name was Horny Lorny, 'cause my dad always called her that so I thought that was her name. LoL

And also, we know women as they get older will joke that they're 21. My mom did, too. When I was about seven and she worked at my school, it was her 31st bday and I told one of the other ladies that it was my mom's bday. She asked how old my mom was and I ever-so-innocently replied, "21." I got the weirdest look EVER, because of course that would mean she had been 13 when I was born, lol.

 

So, come on and share and lets have a good laugh at Family.

Unfortunately, we had big vampires in the next room, and I didn't think they'd wait while we had hot monkey sex. ~Cerulean Sins :: (Anita to Jean-Claude)“Is there anything your bloodline does that doesn’t involve getting naked?" ~Danse Macabre :: I’m dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That’s seven men. I’m like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty. ~Danse Macabre
Nov 24 2006 11:46 pm   #2Blood Faerie

omg *falls over* lmao!

Unfortunately, we had big vampires in the next room, and I didn't think they'd wait while we had hot monkey sex. ~Cerulean Sins :: (Anita to Jean-Claude)“Is there anything your bloodline does that doesn’t involve getting naked?" ~Danse Macabre :: I’m dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That’s seven men. I’m like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty. ~Danse Macabre
Nov 26 2006 05:17 pm   #3Spikez_tart

LOL Sour. 

My mother was a member in good standing of the Clean Plate Club.  We all went to visit some family friends.  The wife, a terrible cook, cooked mashed potatos and mashed turnips, which pretty much looked the same in the dish. 

My brother, loving mashed potatos and knowing my mother would kill him if he didn't eat everything he put on his plate, took a tiny dab of mashed potatos to test them.  Confirming that they were indeed real, and not instant, mashed potatos, he took a big glob the next time they came around.  To his horror, he discovered that he had gotten the turnips, which as we all know are not fit for a dog to eat.  He was forced to eat a huge, nasty wad of mashed turnips, while his sister, yours truly, gloated and held out for a stop at McDonald's on the way home.

 

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