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Black Snake Moan

Mar 04 2007 08:30 pm   #1ZoeGrace

Who is going to see this movie.  I WANT to see this movie.  Samuel L. Jackson chains Christina Ricci to his house.  She looks SO hot with a chain wrapped around her.  That's all I'm sayin.

MEOW.

Of course I hear that this movie doesn't carry on to it's obvious conclusion because hollywood is too chicken to do it.  Kind of like with Nine and a 1/2 weeks.  Show us something naughty but then back off from it.  I was pleasantly surprised by Secretary.

Mar 04 2007 08:33 pm   #2Blood Faerie

My roomie wants to go see it. And somehow, I didn't get kinky ideas from the preview like THAT *sticks out tongue* Cause ew, he's old enough to be her daddy. Though, I liked on SNL when they made fun of it with a white guy instead of a girl... lol I mean, he was still wearing the same outfit!

Unfortunately, we had big vampires in the next room, and I didn't think they'd wait while we had hot monkey sex. ~Cerulean Sins :: (Anita to Jean-Claude)“Is there anything your bloodline does that doesn’t involve getting naked?" ~Danse Macabre :: I’m dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That’s seven men. I’m like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty. ~Danse Macabre
Mar 04 2007 08:39 pm   #3ZoeGrace

i don't think samuel l jackson is that old.  And anyway HELLO he is male and not gay.  So I completely don't buy that he wouldn't want to sleep with her.  And I'm sorry but when there is any half naked female with a chain wrapped around her, that's kinky to me. I can't help it.  My brain is just wired that way.

Mar 04 2007 08:42 pm   #4Blood Faerie

He's been around forever! I mean, he didn't even look that young in Coming to America which was made around 20 yrs ago I think.

Unfortunately, we had big vampires in the next room, and I didn't think they'd wait while we had hot monkey sex. ~Cerulean Sins :: (Anita to Jean-Claude)“Is there anything your bloodline does that doesn’t involve getting naked?" ~Danse Macabre :: I’m dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That’s seven men. I’m like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty. ~Danse Macabre
Mar 04 2007 08:43 pm   #5ZoeGrace

he's still hot.

go to the movie main page and look at that main page and tell me those two don't just scream sex.  http://www.moanmovie.com

That's something else that annoys me about hollywood.  They are playing them off one another in the movie poster in a completely sexual way, but they refuse to push past those boundaries in the actual movie because they are too scared of it.  Bunch of lamers.

Mar 04 2007 08:47 pm   #6Blood Faerie

To you, he is, but he doesn't do it for me.

Unfortunately, we had big vampires in the next room, and I didn't think they'd wait while we had hot monkey sex. ~Cerulean Sins :: (Anita to Jean-Claude)“Is there anything your bloodline does that doesn’t involve getting naked?" ~Danse Macabre :: I’m dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That’s seven men. I’m like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty. ~Danse Macabre
Mar 04 2007 08:54 pm   #7GoldenBuffy

With the old guy balding no. But normally SLJ is hot to me. I would like to see this movie, first time I've heard about it though. Going to poke around the site more.

And in the air the fireflies
Our only light in paradise
We'll show the world they were wrong
And teach them all to sing along
Mar 04 2007 11:07 pm   #8

Wasn't SLJ  Drill Sargent in Richard Gere's flim Officer and a Gentleman?

And I've not seen this flim Advertised yet over here but when it is I'm going same as I'm still waiting for Shadow Puppets.....*grumbles to self about stupid studios and release dates*

Mar 04 2007 11:08 pm   #9DreamsofSpike

to me SLJ is not exactly hot...but he is an awesome actor...movie looks very interesting :P

Mar 05 2007 12:08 am   #10Blood Faerie

Didn't say he was a bad actor, just that to me he's older than dirt and I don't think of him that way....

Unfortunately, we had big vampires in the next room, and I didn't think they'd wait while we had hot monkey sex. ~Cerulean Sins :: (Anita to Jean-Claude)“Is there anything your bloodline does that doesn’t involve getting naked?" ~Danse Macabre :: I’m dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That’s seven men. I’m like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty. ~Danse Macabre
Mar 05 2007 05:58 am   #11Scarlet Ibis

I'm going to go see this film.  Wanted to see it yesterday... but crap happens.  Anywho, no SLJ isn't hot, but I don't like how the storyline will probably flip and have CR end up with Justin Timberlake.  Totally weak.

SLJ also isn't old- they made him look older than what he is for the film.  I think he's around Denzel Washington's age or George Clooney (who's like 44, and I really can't believe that- he must've done a ton of smoking or drinking or something).  I just don't think he's particularly good looking, but he isn't ugly- he looked pretty good in Shaft.

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Mar 05 2007 07:39 am   #12GoldenBuffy

SLJ isn't hot in all the movies I've seen him in but in SOAP he was hot to me, as well as in Shaft. Maybe it was the leather and long coats he wore, lol. I liked him in Pulp Fiction too. At least you didn't say he was fugly, lol.

And in the air the fireflies
Our only light in paradise
We'll show the world they were wrong
And teach them all to sing along
Mar 05 2007 10:35 am   #13Guest

To me what is "hot" is so much more about personality.  I'm not at all into pretty boys.  Usually people who are just externally good looking don't do it for me.  Unless it's women.  But even then they can't look generic like barbie bimbos.

But to me SLJ has always been very KICKASS and that's what makes him sexy.

Mar 05 2007 10:35 am   #14ZoeGrace

that last post was me, i don't know why the frilly heck i wasn't logged in.

Mar 05 2007 11:45 am   #15eve

Nope Mrs, that was Louis Gossette Jr. I think I'm going to check out the movie homepage later in my lunchbreak. I like both of them, SLJ and Christina Ricci, should be an interesting movie

Mar 05 2007 07:44 pm   #16Blood Faerie

Sorry, he is older than you think. He's 10 years older than my dad and turns 60 next year. Like I said, he looked nearly middle age in the 80s which is right. You can check out his actors page, he was born in 1948. http://imdb.com/name/nm0000168/

Like I said, I wasn't saying anything bad about him as a person, just that he's older and no, its not all about looks for me like someone might have implied, because there are a couple people around my dad's age that I find hot (erm, like James Marsters, lol, who is only a few years younger than daddy) But I actually also find David Bowie and Jackie Chan hot.... partly because they're so playful with nice smiles that always just make me melt.

SLJ just doesn't do it for me, I'm sorry for disagreeing but I'm allowed my opinions and personal tastes. And when I saw the commercials my mind didn't go anywhere near the possibility of a relationship between those two, though acknowledge the obvious awkwardness of him having a half-naked white girl in his possession since they played that up.

Unfortunately, we had big vampires in the next room, and I didn't think they'd wait while we had hot monkey sex. ~Cerulean Sins :: (Anita to Jean-Claude)“Is there anything your bloodline does that doesn’t involve getting naked?" ~Danse Macabre :: I’m dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That’s seven men. I’m like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty. ~Danse Macabre
Mar 06 2007 12:25 am   #17Scarlet Ibis

I wouldn't have guessed it.  Even so, the way he looks in the film isn't how he really looks- I just saw him last week on The View with Christina Ricci.  He probably doesn't look so aged because he's black.

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