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When Girls drink too much

Mar 29 2007 07:53 am   #1LisFayte

   WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

  1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

  2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

  3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND
HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

  4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
  MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS
AGO.

  5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.

  6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

  7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

  8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

  9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST

LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

  10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

  11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

  12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
  FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

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Mar 29 2007 07:59 am   #2TwilightChild

   Does anyone else here start making out with other girls when you're not really gay?  No?  Just me?  ok.

Mar 29 2007 08:09 am   #3ClawofCat

Forget other girls, I start making out with my boss. No such thing as restraint when it comes to happy hour in NYC. My co-workers are one wild lot.

Mar 29 2007 08:19 am   #4Unbridled_Brunette

Once, I pulled my sister's best friend down onto a pool table in the middle of a bar, and started kissing him. Alcohol+estrogen=horny

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Mar 29 2007 09:02 am   #5GoldenBuffy

Ok, I called my ex-boy froend and started singing to him about a horse only I could see. Then I started to make out with the dude who gave me the beers. I'm shaking my head right now just thinking about it, lol.

And in the air the fireflies
Our only light in paradise
We'll show the world they were wrong
And teach them all to sing along
Mar 29 2007 09:10 am   #6Scarlet Ibis

I give lap dances to my girlfriends, and dance on pillars or stages.  Yea- don't ask...

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Mar 29 2007 10:30 am   #7YourMyDream

lol that's so weird, my friend sent me something very similar to that the other day :O I usually dirty dance with anyone I can find, friends, co-workers, male, female.... from what i remember... memories are always a bonus when i go out :P hehe

Don't worry, be happy :)
Mar 29 2007 06:02 pm   #8Maddy

8 years ago on a wild trip through pubs around 3 am I asked one of my friends to marry me and than divorce quickly becouse I sooo wanted to be a divorsee.... it would make me a  femme fatale.. a woman with past etc.

He's my husband for 7 years now. ;-)


Mar 29 2007 07:37 pm   #9ClawofCat

I love how this post has turned into true confessions. Anyone ever regret drunkenly giving your number to that guy who then compulsively calls despite your lack of interest?

Mar 29 2007 07:45 pm   #10Eowyn315

 I have never done anything like this. Ever.

....What?

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Mar 29 2007 07:55 pm   #11lostboy

Waitaminute, you've never given your number to guy in a bar, Eowyn?

Mar 29 2007 08:46 pm   #12eve

Can I just say "awwwww" to maddy  :)

Mar 29 2007 11:42 pm   #13Scarlet Ibis

I got drunk and then hung over all within a six hour period. When I was feeling better, that was when this guy I had no interest in whatsoever accosted me, and my brain was too fuzzy, so I gave him my real name and number instead of the fake ones.  Poo.

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Mar 30 2007 03:37 am   #14Caro Mio

Never been drunk, either. Hate the taste of alcohol. I got very slightly tipsy once when there was real alcohol in a dessert I had at a restaurant. It was cold, so the alcohol didn't get burnt off. Anyway, I now know that an ounce of Grand Marnier on ice cream and strawberries will have me giggling at nothing for about an hour. My friend found it very amusing. I was fine, otherwise, but that was really embarrassing......and then I got a headache.

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Mar 30 2007 07:13 am   #15LadyYashka

 CM, I've never been drunk either.  My sister and her friends always looked like they were having such a great time, but praying to the Porcelain Gods did not look like a good time.

Besides I have no tolerance for alcohol either so it's best if I simply don't drink.

So no embarrassing drunk stories for me! I can embarrass myself without getting drunk! :P

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Mar 30 2007 07:46 am   #16Scarlet Ibis

You know, bouts of drunkeness doesn't always equate to vomiting- I've only did that once, and that was only because I hadn't eaten anything but a salad and a fork full of calamari all day, and a few glasses of wine.  I think I kinda have a high tolerance for it though... I'd recommend just sticking to being tipsy- a nice buzz will do ya good, and you'd still have your wits about you :D

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Mar 30 2007 07:06 pm   #17DreamsofSpike

i've never even tasted alcohol :P personally, I know from my compulsive web activity (lol) among other things that I have an incredibly addictive personality...so I just know better than to do it, for me....

my sisters, though...they could tell you some funny stories...and when they're drunk in the same place...oh gosh...they'll tell you the *same* funny story, only 2 different ways...lol...

I prefer to just point and laugh at *them*, thank you

 

Mar 31 2007 01:50 am   #18GoldenBuffy

Well after my very scary morning after the fall formal I stopped drinking in high school. We went over this dudes house to party, and I had a 40 oz. to myself and only ate some french fries from Burger King since I though it would help. *dork* So I drank half the 40 then passed out. I woke up the next morning with my panties and stalkings aorund my ankles. I totally freaked out, good thing nothing happened. Turned out I had to pee and stumbled to the bathroom but forgot to pull up my clothes. Which for me that part was funny. Not to mention I throw up all in my hair, which was out at the time. So after that I never drank again. I was to scared of what could have happened if I passed out at someone else's house. Not to mention I had a bad habbit of making out with guys while drunk.

And in the air the fireflies
Our only light in paradise
We'll show the world they were wrong
And teach them all to sing along
Apr 19 2007 08:10 pm   #19spikes_wish

Funniest story that happened whilst drunk...hmmm....

When I was sixteen our regiment (I go to the Sealed Knot, where we re-enact the Civil War then get bladdered) or namely, Alistair, thought it would be an especially fun idea if we tried out jousting.

On bicycles.

A bicycle he had bought for ten quid from a rival regiment, that looked less than safe.  And he then cunningly tipped all the sand out of the fire bucket (this on a campsite btw. or a field anyway.) and cut a hole in it so we could use them as helmets. After tracking down another bicycle, we found two half pikes and gaffa taped tennis balls to them. I'm pretty certain i still have bruises.

And there was also the time that we nicked Tom's table and went grass sleding. Tom was pissed cause it was a new table, and we broke it. So we resorted to using the breast plate from Rowan's suit of armour. Fun was had all around. Although I wasnt particularly drunk when this happened, it was still the funniest thing that happened involving mass amounts of alcohol. tee hee.

Apr 21 2007 04:24 pm   #20MOa

Well...when I was sixteen I got drunk with my best friend for the very first time...first of all we were laughing about everything and when I say everything I really mean everything! God, I think we pissed our pants...haha!

In the middle of the night we decided to shit infront of my best friends exboyfriends window...he really was an ass and cheated...he was such an idiot urgh!

Well unfortunately we were laughing like crazy bints while peeing and well you... know doing the other stuff...and the asshole of a exboyfriend caught us in the act und took pictures...

WE WERE SO EMBARESSED...oh my god...

 

MOa from Germany