Of Sparklepires and Slayers by Soul of the Rose
07/29/2012 07:27 pm
05/19/2012 11:12 pm
Yes, Spike resembles Edward Cullen... about as much as melons resemble prickly heat... silly bint! (smirk)
And you know Buffy only says it to provoke him *chuckle*
Thank you so much for reading & reviewing. Glad it gave you a giggle.
05/19/2012 11:09 pm
sorry, i don't think your friend invented sparklepire... there are quite a few of us who have been using it for a very long time... who may well make that claim too! I think it's just one of those things that springs immediately to mind when one contemplates The idiocy that is twilight.
OMG, I can't believe you haven't heard of Cleolinda! She's lolarious! I would love to call her a friend but she's outside my realm of celebrity. I just follow her posts on LJ & Twitter like a million other people. Cleo has been blogging about pop culture for the past decade & Twilight specifically since the books came out. As far as I know she is actually the writer who coined the term "sparklepire" & first used it in her blog. I credited her for precisely that reason.
Check out her Twilight wiki:
It has definitions, book & movie recaps & all the accompanying silliness. Prepare to wet your panties laughing. I also recommend you check out her other work - Movies in 15 Minutes are sublime. I've lost hundreds of hours following the links & laughing my ass off. Twilight wank is a lot like crack that way. Enjoy
05/08/2012 12:02 pm
and mocking Twilight is a necessity!
So glad you enjoyed my little ficlet. It was fun to write too!
xox - Rosie
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