Bitch's Brew by Chelle
03/26/2010 01:07 pm
04/08/2008 02:34 am
Willow and Giles. bwahahaha. amazing story. and the part where she sends him back into the kitchen to get dr. pepper and then koolaid...hilarious.
01/26/2008 09:42 pm
This was absolutely beautiful,I loved it!
08/01/2006 10:41 am
This is a partial review, since I can't stay up past 2 am and function at work tomorrow. Two of my absolute favorite dialogues are the following:
â€œParker, Iâ€™m sure you remember Spike.â€
The boy nodded. â€œI remember that you said that the two of you werenâ€™t dating.â€
â€œWe werenâ€™t. He didnâ€™t realize how much he wanted me until he saw me wasting my time with you.â€ She grinned when Parkerâ€™s face fell. â€œWho needs a boy when I can have a man?â€
Spike patted the boy on the shoulder, thoroughly enjoying his discomfort. â€œThank you for showing me the way.â€
In a girlish voice he pretended to toss his hair over his shoulder and said, â€œMy name is Buffy. Yes, stupid name, I know, and Iâ€™m into wood crafting. Yes, wood crafting. For all you daft arses in the audience, I like to fashion wood into stakes and ram them into unsuspecting vampires because I am an unrelenting, life force sucking bitch.â€
Totally great and absolutely hilarious. I doubt that Spike would have been so blunt in telling the Slayer the nature of his problem, but I've gotta say, the hilarity certainly has ensued! Great stuff.
12/01/2005 11:37 am
Fantastic read. Spike's early attitude had me laughing out loud. Well done.
11/27/2005 10:23 am
was in the process of rejecting the storyline , with some negative thoughts (that i will not share because they taste terrible when you have to eat them) but read a few more paragraphs. very glad i did. really loved the story. thanks for the great read
11/27/2005 12:29 am
I've always liked this Fic- I think it was one of the very first I ever read. See- that makes you my inspiration for writing; I never even knew fanfiction existed before I found this!!
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