O u have to update! This is hilarious!

you have got to finish this it is bloody hilarious!!!

OMG This is hilarious

OMG! U HAVE TO FINISH THIS!!!!!!!!! This is just too...too...PRICELESS!!!!!!!!

I would love to know where this is going! It's very funny so far.

Had to come back and read it again. Love it.

Hilarious. Great chapter, hope it's updated soon.

Holly you've got to finish this one. I am laughing so hard right now it's not even funny. Please finish I have to know if they find it and what Buffy's reaction to the situation is. Please, please, please finish.

*LMAO* Hilarious! Just hilarious! I loved all of the penis jokes... “Be careful men, suspect has been known to hang out with a couple of nuts.” *lol*

More, more dick. Please. I'm not above begging.

LOL that was toooo damn funny!!!

OMG!!! That's freaking hilarious!! More, I beg you!!

oh the irony of jess and I being cops....**SNERK**

Oh god, this is so funny I had to stop every three seconds to roll around on the floor for good measure. If that's not innuendo, I don't know what is.

ROTFL That was just too funny.

LOL....this has got to be the wierdest start to a spuffy story I've ever read.

OMG!!! How can you write this stuff? I wouldn't be able because I'd just keep on laughing. And you managed to post the 2nd chappy so soon... *bows her head in respect*

Doesn't the police have some kind of sketch-artist they could use to draw a picture...? *ROFLHAO*

BTW if Angel ever gets his Dicky back and in place, wouldn't that be one of those "moments of perfect happiness"?

-mts.tyra-
mts.tyra@gmail.com

lol, poor Angel and his poor little pecker :P

OMG! Poor Cordelia being sullied with such information, LOL. I can just imagine the police making sucha situation totally public and any bystanders getting the goss. Great chapter, Holly!!

*snort* The jokes were fabulous!!

ROTFLMAO!!! “Suspect has been known to be able to vary its size. It sometimes had been known to wear a hoodie.” That did it. I was relatively quiet with chuckling and giggling until then. Will you continue this lurid tale about Dick?

Oh my gosh! {dying ont he floor laughing so hard her hubby wondered what the heck was wrong with her} You already have chapter two up and I'm laughing my ass off here. Oh ... this is too funny. The hoody, various sizes, hangs out with nuts ... oh man ... I needed this to brighten my night so badly. Thank you ... thank you .... thank you.

lol...this story rocks, i'm laughing hysterically here...wonderful wonderful job ;)

OMG! The dialogue between the officers was hysterical! :D Great update!

If Oz sniffs out the penis I'm gonna fall out of my chair...hhheeehheee (suspect has been known to hang out with nuts)hheeee

Oh my GAWD!!! *howls with laughter* And just let guess why Oz's there! To sniff out the victim??? *laughs even harder*

please more...I've been good!

Hmm, is Oz there with the Gem of Amara?

You had me laughing from about the first word to the last, and the jokes the officers were saying still have me laughing. And I loved Cordy all worried about Angel being hurt mostly because of the income she would loose. And yea you have included Oz, I love Oz and am looking forward to him being there. Thanks for telling me of that link, I know there are crazies out there, but he is nuts. :)

roflmao. . . . what a hoot!!!!!

I love you, I really do! I haven't laughed this much reading a fic in forever.

HA! Suspect has been known to wear a hoodie!

rofl...omg...cant breathe....gasp... falls in the floor...dies!

Oh god, I'm laughing my butt off here! I can't wait to read more!

HAHAHAHAHA *cant breathe* HAHAHAHA

//“Consider the suspect armed and dangerous. Suspect has been known to explode using some type of white, milky substance. We don’t know if it’s toxic or not.”//

ROFLMAO!! What's so scary is that this actually sounds like something Jesse'd say!

Now the hotel's been invaded by Oz. Gotta admit, for once I'd love to see Xander show up unannounced.

Hilarious.

I can't breath! Stop stop your killing me! No I need more. Gimme more please!

 

Great chapter, loved Spike's comments.

just the laugh i needed today. thank you, very, very much. loved it.

ROFL!! Oh my gosh ... how did he lose his penis? Even Angel wouldn't be stupid enough to leave that "lying" around. LOL. This is too funny. I can't wait for more. You have me in stitches. I wonder why Buffy showed up.

This was milk gushing outta nose funny!! Loved it!!

it's even funnier the second time...more please, please, please

Rofl.....lmao....oh God...I can't breathe...shit...fell off the chair...this soooo needs a sequel!

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls over laughing loudly* The wankless wanker!!

OMG!!!! I'm too busy laughing to answer properly!! Fracking great!!! MORE!!!!

*dies laughing* omg!!! that is sooo evil...i love it!!!!

Dru cried out, "Do it again, do it again".

lmao!!!

You are sick and twisted...MORE!

This story is hilarious! I just couldn't stop laughing for half an hour... I needed that. *biggrin*

As much as I love the situation Angel's in, I hope that Buffy's appearance will make things a tad bit more interesting.

Looking forward to next chapters,

-mts.tyra-
mts.tyra@gmail.com

*giggles* This is priceless! Good bit of writing sweets! *hugs you* Looking forward to seeing what happens next! I like your Kate voice. *sighs* I actually liked her...

LOL! ROTF!

Thank you! You made my morning.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Fantastic start! This is gonna be one fun read. Can't wait until the next update! :D

Weee Wilyless Wanker :P ROFLMAO

LMAO, poor Angel the Wankerless

Fun can be painful!

OK i'm confused, did this actually happen in the show?

Don't know why he's so distressed, not like he uses it much, once in a century and the last time he used it he lost his soul. So he should be happy it means he can't lose his soul anymore because obviously his happiness is attached to his willy.

Besides Liam is afterall William without the Willy...I know worst joke ever but couldn't resist.

Bloody hilarious
keep it up, (or not in Angels case.)
Harry

hilarious! can't wait for buffy's reaction,

lol! hilarios!

Gahhhhh, where's the rest???

Holy shit Holly! This is by far one of the most hilarious ficlet's I've read. Awesome job.

This is so sick, so wrong, so funny. :D I just adore Spike's glee at Angel’s predicament, and Kate I can completely understand why she can't go out with him after this. And I truly love that right after Angel tells Spike that Buffy can never know she walks in. I am so looking forward to what happens next, and how did this happen anyway? Please tell us that we find out. :nod:

HEEE! For Holly is EVIL and I egged her on LMAO

**snicker**....**giggle**

//“Look I’ve given you a physical description…” Angel began.

“Oh please, you think I would believe that? You are obviously exaggerating the size.”//

**dies laughing**

//In a singsong voice, Spike teased, “Someone’s lost his willy. Angel’s a eunuch.”//

**pictures Spike dancing around the room and singing at the top of his lungs**

**dies laughing all over again**

ROFLMFAO! OMG! HOlly your the best!