The Vampire's Virgin Bride by Gillypod

08/26/2010 01:51 am
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Okay that was sooo funny, tunnel of love? Honestly! Where did you get that?

Flickerfire

11/23/2008 08:09 pm
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LOL  She had no idea what he meant. - very funny Gilly

05/28/2008 04:33 am
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ahhhhh..is it to late to ask for a sequel? cause if not I'd like one please. hehe

05/26/2007 09:28 am
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This was cute.
Thanks Tasha, I truly hope it made you laugh as was its intention. It was fun to write, and I might do another one day. Thank you for your review - you really made my day

05/20/2007 08:40 pm
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Yes, a sequel please! I want to see where Buffy stands now.
Hi Joyce, I am so glad you enjoyed my little tale of love romance-novel style. There will be a sequel, but it wont be as sugary as this one. Well....maybe bits of it will be hee hee

05/19/2007 09:19 am
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i love you. Just this morning I was lying in bed reading my very first Romance novel (Good Groom Hunting), and I thought to myself, 'This needs to be made into fanfiction. Now.'
Also, the term, 'nub of desire', is brilliant
Hi honey, I am so glad you enjoyed my tale of total nonsense. It was such fun to write, and it still makes me laugh. There was one particular paragraph that had me laughing so hard, I had to stop writing and walk away. I don't think I will write too many fics like this, but I might do another one at some point. Sometimes we all need some light relief from all the doom and gloom in some fics (my own included LOL). Thank you taking the time to review, and I love you too.

05/14/2007 10:14 pm
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Oh thank god, I'm so glad that was meant to be funny, because...LMAO here! Wanted to read this before writing back. Loved the concept and no Angel/Angelus to boot! Loved it, thanks.
Hi Verda, wonderful to see you back. I'm really glad you enjoyed the humour in the fic. Jammie Wagon Wheels are a fantastic British biscuit (or cookie) that is big, round, full of marshmallow and jam (jelly?) and covered in chocolate - just the thing a diabetic needs. LOL.

05/12/2007 03:25 pm
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lol...that was too funny...very well written, hilarious :) perfectly done ;)
Thank you fair maiden. I promise never to go on a sugar high again. It was vampgirly that asked me to do it, and I have to say it was worth it. I was a bit worried about posting here as the mods are quite strict, but they have a sense of humour too. The fun was thinking up all the little phrases for bodyparts - that was too much fun.

charmingkarla
05/12/2007 02:51 am
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh, that was so hotttttttttttttt.
I defenitly need more, much more of this, I loved it.
Great work

Karla
Hi honey, I am SO glad you liked it. It was really fun writing it, and I loved doing it. I don't think we could take too much 'throbbing passion', but I might do a sequel at some point

05/12/2007 12:36 am
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sweet tunnel of love - LMAO. Yep, we need a sequel. I'm thinking Buffy, now that she's broken in, is going to be an addict. She might even wear Spike out.
Hi honey, some of the euphemisms were so OTT that they could be nothing BUT funny. There was one particular paragraph that I cut and pasted into YIM while I was writing it 'cos I thought it hysterical. I am glad you thought it worth the time to review - you have REALLY made my day.

05/11/2007 11:12 pm
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You did a great job! I liked it! Congrates! and Thanks!
Hi babes, I just couldn't help myself. Once vampgirly and I got yapping about how things used to be done in romance novels, the story just took off. It's cheesy, it's over the top, it's unbelievable but it's a stormer. I still laugh when I read it - and I wrote it

cocktailpk
05/11/2007 05:18 pm
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Excellent story. Kept me glued to the computer screen. Yes, please write a sequel.
Hi babes, I am so glad you liked the humour. There might be more in this vein - I don't know yet

05/11/2007 03:13 pm
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I'm glad we were warned. Nothing quite like too much cotton candy. Fluffy, frothy, super sugary sweet. Excellent attempt on the alternate wording--I haven't seen most of the ones you used since the romance magazines of the 70's and 80's.
Thanks Nightshift. This all started after I complained to vampgirly that chapter 11 of Blood Red Moon was starting to read like a M&B - after that the sugar high took over LOL

05/11/2007 09:41 am
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Brilliant - managed to be both somewhat hot and utterly ridiculous at the same time. I love the way the imagery got steadily more sickening, from "her sex" to "the alley of her love". Sequels (yes I made that plural!) would be read and appreciated!
Hi jess2357, I am so happy you liked it. This was written as a challenge and I love it

05/11/2007 08:24 am
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Great story.
Thanks Inzey, it's a total piece of nonsense, but I thought it was funny

Serenity
05/11/2007 05:03 am
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Yowzer! I think a sequel would be great, see how the Scoobies react and what not. Just as long as our fav blonde duo stay together, no magic hoopla from Giles to break the claim. Of course, I just want you to write more because I love your stories! :)
Hi muffin, this piece of nonsense made me laugh writing it and I honestly loved doing it. The challenge was trying to think up the cheesiest words for body parts. If it continues to make people laugh, then it was worth it.

05/11/2007 03:31 am
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oh my - that was just...horrifyingly romance-novel. The overblown language was perfect for what you were trying to do. funny bit!
HI BT_. The whole story came about through a rather mad converstation between myself and vampgirly. When I started to quote some M&B prases for body parts, she told me i just HAD to write an S&B. From that came this piece of nonsense, of which I am really proud. It's so OTT that it actually works.

nichbuket
05/11/2007 01:57 am
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Goddess your good at the cheesy stuff. I was almost in tears laughing when I reached the part about Spike's "tumescent member." I'm sure a sequel will be just as enjoyable.
Hi nichbuket, thanks for the review. The tumescent member, IMHO, is one of the best parts of the story. That was the paragraph that had even me laughing so hard that I had to stop writing. I cut and pasted the whole paragraph to my muffin, vampgirly, who told me I was writing a classic - I am SO glad you liked it.

jane
05/10/2007 11:46 pm
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A worthy heir to the mills and boon tradition. Great stuff.
Thank you so much Jane. I am honoured that you got the humour. I loved writing it, in fact there were times when I had to stop to laugh so hard.

05/10/2007 11:28 pm
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That was a blast. It's ages since a fic made me laugh. More would be great!
Thanks Lou, it made me laugh too. I loved writing it, and it really cheered me up. I am so glad you got the humour - thanks for the review

Aurelia
05/10/2007 10:48 pm
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LMFAO This was great. I'm still laughing. I loved it.
I am really pleased that you liked it. I wondered if posting here was appropriate, but I thought I would give it a try. I loved writing it, but I am now staying far away from Jammie Wagon Wheels. LOL

05/10/2007 09:51 pm
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Ahahaha! Oh god, the euphemisms! "Throbbing shaft of love," ROFL.

This was absolutely great!
Why thank you kind maiden. I am so glad you got the humour, I thought I might get flamed for making it just a little bit OTT. It was fun to write, and I might just do it again.

05/10/2007 09:35 pm
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that was a fun read. the (hopefully) chapter ending was hysterical. thanks for the fun.
Thanks vladt, I was truly hoping that all you wonderful readers would understand just where the fic was coming from. There was one particular paragraph that had me laughing so much, I had to stop writing for 10 minutes - I am just so sad

Vampgirly
05/10/2007 08:34 pm
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Well you already know my opinion on this I think its a classic in the making and I think a whole series is required *grins*

MORE MORE MORE!!!
Hello babes, we will need to see if there are other readers out there with our sense of humour. I hope so, because I laughed myself silly writing it - in fact I think I peed my pants a bit after a particularly good paragraph