Dear Lucretia,

You're a hoot and a half, girl!  Scary fun.  I say we take the Horndog and Doofus and a coupla bottles of the gud stuff and have our selves a good ol' time...  Doofie may be a bit dim, but he's no slouch in the sack -- ask Anya (not her real name - she's a thousand years old and she ought to know!) HornVamp... well, the man's cheeks could cut glass and things only get hotter as you go on down...  not that I'm goin' down or anywhere else from here in the slammer!

The slayer that puts the grrrr in grrrl... 

PS: Man, I'm tired o' this mess 'a female times in the clink!  I really prefer drivin' stick, but a grrrls gotta take care of business, ya know?  ;-)


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I love how she keeps calling Xander by his middle name. This was great.

"...there’s plenty of room in her knickers’ drawer for my eight black tee shirts."

Brilliant!

Hahah, this was really great stuff.  Thanks for the larfs!  :)

This is hilarious!  I'd like to see more.  :)

Second readthrough, but still just as hilarious as the first!

Can I borrow Horndog and his coat for a while?

wonderful read, thank you.

So funny - their characters shine through! And how!

Too funny but that last one OH so revealing! LOL

Kathleen

I just love all of them.

Another great slice of humor! But Xander??? I don't want to go there either.

The Scoobies certainly need a Lucretia in thier lives. She gets straight to the point.

Oh, my yes! Another chapter filled to the brim with the laughs. I love how Giles capitalized Vampire. I see what you were saying about Lucretia--she's the smartest woman in Sunnydale. Especially "Bring a bottle of wine and don't forget the coat."