Food poisoning by evangelin

Chapter #1 - One Shot

Buffy laughed out loud. “What the hell happened in here?” “Thanks, Slayer! Your support is just priceless. See if I’ll ever cook for you again.” Spike stormed out of a kitchen that looked like a bomb had fallen in the middle of it, leaving behind a bewildered Buffy. Spike heard the soft knock and rolled his eyes. Bint didn’t know how to wait ‘till a man calmed down. He was surprised she had managed to wait a whole hour. “What?!” “Can I come in?” he heard Buffy’s equally soft voice. “If I say no, would you stay out?” “Not really.” “Then why the bloody hell are you even asking?!” Spike screamed at the still closed door. “Because I was trying to be bloody polite!” the Slayer screamed back, making an awful imitation of Spike’s accent at the word “bloody”. “Slayer, come in so I can scream in your face to never imitate my accent again!” Buffy stormed in with a plate of chicken wings. “What the hell is that?” asked the vampire frowning uneasily at the answer he knew he was about to receive. “This is dinner! And I made it for you! And if you have seen me while I was making it, you would’ve laughed your ass off just like I did when I saw YOU making me dinner. And that’s ‘cause we both suck so much in the kitchen that we should always eat out.” Buffy frowned at the plate in her hands. Now, please, don’t eat this ‘cause I’m not sure, if vampires can get food poisoning.” At this point Spike did laugh and they did eat out. And, of course, there was sucking in the kitchen later.