Honey by evangelin
Chapter #1 - One Shot
“This is a joke, right?” Buffy gave a snort of laughter, turning the invitation in her hands.
“That bad, huh?” Spike’s voice made her turn, amused smile still in place.
“What?”  she asked, eyes still on the purple piece of paper in her hands.
“Having your honey taken away?” his voice was teasing, holding just the tiniest bit of a doubt.
“What do- Oh!” she got it, suppressing an eye roll in the last second and adopting an innocent ‘I’m so blonde I don’t get what you’re talking about’ voice. “Well, I’ll check and tell you. Didn’t see your name written anywhere the first time but-“
“Mmmm. Spike? Is a “honey” reference about you always gonna get me that nicely settled?”
“Only ‘til I get used to it…Oi! Stop pouting!”
“There’s no getting used to that?”
“Bloody right there isn’t! Come here. So… are we going?”
“Sure. I’ve never been to a wedding that didn’t get screwed.”
“Well, I don’t really believe that one will fall in the “not-screwed” category.”
“It better! Otherwise no demon nor man is gonna hear the end of this. If Queen C’s wedding is not perfect, noone’s will be.”
“Yeah, well, I don’t see how she’s gonna pull off the church deal.”
“Why? I mean, you can so go into churches.”
“That’s ‘cause I’m this really special vamp.”
“Oh, please.”
“What?! I tend to watch TV, eat human food, set foot on a dance floor and do that thing called enjoying life. Peaches? Not so much last I checked.”
“Ok, you got a point. Well, I don’t care, as long as I don’t have to rip my dress to deal with some demon.”
“Sorry to disappoint, pet, but the moment when you have to rip your dress to deal with a demon will most definitely come.”
“Huh? Oh! Uh! You’re a pig, Spike”
“Mhmm. And you love it.”
“Do not! See? At least the worst thing Cordy should be afraid of is Angel brooding throughout the whole wedding! But me? Oh, no! I have to be afraid of you, running your big mouth in front of the altar and-“
“When did we decide to get married?”