Kiss Me Hello by Opal

Chapter #1 - Kiss Me Hello

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BTVS or ATS characters, they are owned by Joss & Mutant Enemy. There is no profit being made from this story and it is for pure entertainment purposes only. Thanks: Thanks to Meli for being the fabulous beta she always is! Author’s Note: I was struck with the idea while I was sitting in my home office last week. I felt like this scene needed to be different (ok so every scene should be Spuffy according to moi) to be I needed a spot of beat up on Angel (so yes, this is an off-canon fic), so this was fulfilling that need. Sorry for those of you that hate angel bashing, but it just flowed off my fingertips and made me happy – which I needed after a very stressful day at work. ________________________________________________________________ Kiss Me Hello By Opal From the shadows, Spike watched as Buffy fought with Caleb. He was prepared to step out at any moment to help her. Until he felt his grandsire come along. ‘Wanker. Just waltzes right in to steal the girl from me.’ Buffy managed to subdue Caleb for a moment and turned to Angel. “Nice try. Surprised you haven’t tried to pretend you’re Spike yet.” “What are you talking about Buffy?” “Nice try. The great invisible taunter is here to distract me.” Spike’s emotions shifted from despair to anticipation as he realized that Buffy could not tell this was really her first love in front of her, rather she thought it was the First. He leaned a little closer from the shadows for a better view of the show. “Buffy, what are you talking about? Look, I’m here to help…” “Can we send invisible stalkers back to LA, where they belong?” Buffy retorted. She easily picked her scythe up off the ground and prepared to attack Caleb. As Angel tried to approach her, a vision of the first appeared in the shadows next to Spike. It spoke so that only the two vampires could hear. “Oh Angel,” said the First in Buffy’s voice. “I don’t need you any more. Spike’s a much better companion than you were. After all, he uses his vampire stamina to go all night long. And that bite, it just makes me feel so fucking good.” Buffy barely heard the growls coming from Angel. She was occupied using her scythe to cut and separate the preacher into two, killing the First’s minion once and for all. As she turned around, she spoke. “See an evil minion down. What are you going to do, send some invisible evil glares at me? Please. Are you going to make my first love say anything that will break my heart? Not going to work. I haven’t felt a thing for him in years. “ “You are a vampire whore! I leave you for a better life, and whom do you run to for satisfaction but the one vampire I hate the most, Spike? Buffy how could you do this to me?” “Well if your cock was big enough,” the First added to further instigate the ensouled vamp. “Bitch!” Angel yelled as he made his way towards her. The First disappeared from the scene, confident that Angel ends up killing one of the Powers’ champions. Spike stepped out from the shadows ready to defend his girl, but ended up walking into a shower of Angel dust. Spike expected to hear tears from the Slayer; instead he heard a sigh of relief. “You knew he was really the Poofter?” “Yep.” Buffy replied. “And you’re not heartbroken you staked him?” “Nope. Slayer dreams told me he was here to cause trouble. I figured that if I pretended he was the First, I’d throw him off of his game. What did he think? I was going to run and kiss him hello or something. Duh.” “Will you kiss me hello?” Spike asked. Buffy leaned up and kissed Spike as Angel’s ashes lay beneath their feet. ________ End. Thanks for reading, I appreciate it. Don’t forget to leave a review…they make me happy! *hugs* Opal