NautiBitz
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I've been Spuffy-obsessed since "Out of My Mind" first aired in '00. For too many years, the when, where and how of Spike and Buffy's hypothetical (and televised) sex life ruled my brain. This body of work is the result.

If you're interested in reading more, every fic I've ever written (including my human AUs Crash and Burn and the super-taboo Older, plus One Two Three [S/B/F] and other pairings and genfic) is archived at my website. Works in progress are always posted first at my LJ community (for members only), NautiFic. (Over 3000 members strong now! WTFIDK.)

I'm also nearly done with an all-human AU fic entitled Crave - exclusively at NautiFic:
Devilish billionaire Spike Pratt is accustomed to getting what he wants -- and what he wants is his beguiling, headstrong new daughter-in-law. Buffy refuses to give in to his relentless advances -- at first. What will happen when she finally digs up his family's buried secrets -- and when her husband discovers hers? [NC-17]
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A few nights after their engagement spell, Buffy has to watch Spike. Problem is, a demon may have just spritzed her with a mind-altering substance. Will Spike seize the moment? Or will they just end up naked? HMMM.
 
Genre: Romance, Humor - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,694 - Started: 04/06/2010 - Updated: 04/18/2010 09:41 pm

 
A fun, sexy (and hopefully unique!) spin on the S2 'Halloween' episode, and what Spike might have done had Buffy not come to her senses in time... (This is a totally consensual scene, but please read the A/N warnings first.) **Works as a standalone oneshot** OR as a supplement to my Bunnyverse series. (You do not have to read that series to know what's going on here!)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor, Porn w/Some Plot - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Started: 08/30/2009 - Updated: 08/30/2009 04:35 pm

 
Pre-'Becoming', Buffy and Spike duke it out in a ghost town saloon. Throw in a lasso, a mechanical bull, an acid-spewing sewer beast, top-shelf whiskey and a Journey song, and the sex just writes itself... "Get a load of you, all slay-kittenish, taking on a pubful of nasties in your Friday night best. Hunting for new bedmates, are we? So soon after the last?" / She pursed her lips and squeezed her stake, fingers itching to wipe that smirk off his face. "I asked you first."
 
Genre: Romance, Humor - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations, Extreme Violence - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,249 - Started: 05/11/2008 - Updated: 11/30/2008 11:51 pm

 
Post-'Checkpoint', Spike's Number One Fan gets a tumble. Buffy walks in and is shocked and appalled, yet she can't seem to walk out. A 'missing scene' that's Spuffy at heart - and Splydia at groin. (Though not in a graphic way.)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor, Non-Bitey - Rating: R - Warning: Spike/Other - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Started: 08/23/2008 - Updated: 08/23/2008 01:23 am

 
SEQUEL to Heart Don't Lie! It's the final chapter in the Bunnyverse: Thirteen years after the end-all apocalypse, Buffy and Spike are happily married with kids (and are just as frisky as ever). Ah, domestic bliss. It must mean something's about to change around here...
 
Genre: Drama, Romance, Humor, Non-Bitey - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations, Extreme Violence - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,540 - Started: 11/24/2007 - Updated: 02/03/2008 11:33 pm

 
Spike and Buffy meet again post-Angel: "The point is she's moving on. You do the same, and you might catch her one day." Or she might catch you... (Originally published in 2004.)
 
Genre: Romance - Rating: PG - Warning: none - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Started: 11/03/2007 - Updated: 11/03/2007 08:55 pm

 
An answer to Marti Noxon's question, "Can you really see Spike and Buffy in a condo deciding what they should watch on TV that night?" Just some off-the-cuff feel-good fluff. (Originally published in 2002. Winner of some "Best Fluff" awards.)
 
Genre: Romance, Non-Bitey - Rating: PG-13 - Warning: none - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Started: 11/03/2007 - Updated: 11/03/2007 07:12 pm

 
100-word smut based on 'woman on phone, car keys in hand'.
 
Genre: Drabble, PWP - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Started: 11/03/2007 - Updated: 11/03/2007 06:38 pm

 
Season 7 lovesmut (and optimistic 'missing scene'). Is that "history" Andrew refers to in 'Storyteller' more recent than he thinks? Probably not, but let's pretend anyway! (Originally published in 2003. Winner of several awards, including "The Ultimate Way Things Should Be" Award @ FMYA Ultimate Round.)
 
Genre: Romance, PWP, Non-Bitey - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Started: 11/02/2007 - Updated: 11/02/2007 01:11 am

 
Buffy and Spike face the consequences of a 'wild' night together: a bundle of (possibly evil) joy! Much more than a "baby fic", this story is now COMPLETE and chock full o' freaky sex, fluffy bunnies, horny gods, catty brawls, cranky slayers, and the end of the 'verse as you know it... (This began in 2001 as the one-shot "A Bunny In The Oven". Winner of several awards including "Outstanding NC-17 Series" @ FMYA and "Best WIP" @ VKA.) Now with a brand-new sequel, At It Like Rabbits!
 
Genre: Drama, Romance, Humor, Non-Bitey - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: , Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,165 - Started: 10/02/2007 - Updated: 10/31/2007 09:52 pm

 
Feeling sexy after 'First Date', Buffy shows herself some love, forgetting that her live-in ex has bionic hearing. Warning: she thinks about Wood, but not for long. (Originally published in 2003. Winner of "Best Short Story" @ the Spuffy Awards & Stay Beautiful Awards, "Best Smut" @ Bedtime Story Awards, and more.)
 
Genre: PWP - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Started: 10/31/2007 - Updated: 10/31/2007 02:10 am

 
Post-'Wrecked', Buffy is trying to think un-Spike-like thoughts when a certain obscene phone caller foils her plan. (Originally published in 2002. Winner of "Best PWP" @ LLGA, "Best Phone Sex" @ NBKA, and more.)
 
Genre: Romance, PWP - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: , Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,696 - Started: 10/27/2007 - Updated: 10/29/2007 02:46 am

 
Post-musical smut. Because I didn't believe for a second that they stopped after that kiss. (Originally published in 2001.)
 
Genre: Romance, PWP, Non-Bitey - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Started: 10/25/2007 - Updated: 10/25/2007 10:04 pm

 
Mid-'Afterlife', Buffy wants to get away from everyone. Spike and his motorcycle seem the perfect escape. (Originally published in 2002. Winner of several awards including "Best Short", "Best Smut" and "Best PWP" from the SDAs, IMAs, SoGAs, and the Spuffies.)
 
Genre: Romance, PWP, Non-Bitey - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Started: 10/22/2007 - Updated: 10/22/2007 08:42 pm

 
In an imagined season 6, Buffy sheds her inhibitions. With Spike. In her kitchen. During Dawn's birthday party. If only Willow hadn't conjured up that forbidden yet totally delicious fruit... (Originally published in 2001.)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor, Porn w/Some Plot - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,335 - Started: 10/19/2007 - Updated: 10/19/2007 07:53 pm

 
The summer after Season 5 (in my world where Buffy never died) a pheromone heat wave gets the Slayer hot and bothered... for Spike. What's a lovestruck, semi-reformed vampire to do? (Originally published in 2001, epilogues added in 2002. Winner of over 25 awards including "Fic of the Year - 2002" @ The Spiked Awards, "Best Series" & "Best Smut" @ WYA and the Spuffies, "Best Comedy/Fluff" @ LLGA and "Fanfic Classic" @ FLA.)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor, Porn w/Some Plot - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: , Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,620 - Started: 10/06/2007 - Updated: 10/18/2007 11:14 pm

 
Mid-Season 5, Buffy's got some kinks she needs worked out. Lucky for her, Spike's got the gift of healing. (Originally published in 2002.)
 
Genre: Porn w/Some Plot - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,333 - Started: 10/05/2007 - Updated: 10/09/2007 09:24 am

 
When Spike insults Buffy during Season 5's 'Checkpoint', she doesn't walk away. Short and sweet 'cut scene'-type ficlet. (Originally published in 2001.)
 
Genre: Romance, Non-Bitey - Rating: R - Warning: - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Started: 10/06/2007 - Updated: 10/06/2007 08:39 pm

 
A smutty spin on S4's "Who Are You?": Wearing Buffy's body, Faith meets Spike for the first time and has her wicked way with him. When back-to-normal Buffy finds out, she's not amused. (Brief moments of S/F, but this is an S/B romance.) (Originally published in 2001. Winner of the "Is It Hot In Here or Is It Just My Story?" Award @ Tainted Love, and more.)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor, Porn w/Some Plot - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: , Explicit Sexual Situations, Spike/Other - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,651 - Started: 09/30/2007 - Updated: 10/06/2007 06:25 pm

 
'Where The Wild Things Are' (the B/R sexathon episode that we've all blocked out) gone Spuffy. (Originally published in 2001, recently slightly revised. Winner of several awards, including "Ultimate Episode Stealer" @ FMYA Ultimates and "Best Smut" @ Spuffy Awards.)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor, Porn w/Some Plot, Non-Bitey - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: , Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,035 - Started: 09/30/2007 - Updated: 10/01/2007 06:19 am

 
Spike's 'Restless' dream, featuring fun with naked Buffy and other foreshadowy stuff. (Originally published in 2001.)
 
Genre: Romance, PWP - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Started: 09/30/2007 - Updated: 09/30/2007 09:53 am

 
Mid-'Doomed', the subject of hypnosis comes up: can Spike do it? Buffy doesn't think so. Guess she'll have to be ...convinced. (Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Best Short", "Best Ensemble", "Best Comedy" and more, from various award sites.)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor - Rating: R - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Started: 09/30/2007 - Updated: 09/30/2007 03:59 am

 
Pre-'Hush', Spike learns that Buffy talks in her sleep. He may have a chip in his head, but he's still very, very bad... (Includes a brief cameo from someone in the Gaiman-verse.) (Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Best PWP" @ Love's Last Glimpse Awards.)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor, Porn w/Some Plot, Non-Bitey - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: , Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Started: 09/30/2007 - Updated: 09/30/2007 03:22 am

 
Post-'Something Blue', Buffy makes an intriguing statement. Spike suggests a fitting game. Are the Scoobies bored enough to play? (Originally published in 2002. Winner of LLGA's "Best Short Story", "Year's Best Spike Characterization", "Best Comedy/Fluff", and more.)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor, Non-Bitey - Rating: R - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Started: 09/30/2007 - Updated: 09/30/2007 02:36 am

 
Post-'Pangs', Buffy's mad. Spike is hungry. All he wants is a little taste... (Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Hottest Bite" @ Lost Souls Awards, and more.)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor - Rating: R - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Started: 09/29/2007 - Updated: 09/29/2007 09:28 pm

 
Before 'Lover's Walk' is over, Spike and Buffy get drunk, pass out, and wake up in a curious predicament. Who's to blame? Trick, the Mayor, hairy demons, Jack Daniels? Who cares? They're naked! (Originally published in 2002. Winner of several awards, including "Year's Best Comedy/Fluff" @ LLGA, "Outstanding NC-17" @ FMYA and "Best Rough & Tumble" @ IMA.)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor, Porn w/Some Plot, Non-Bitey - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: , Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,528 - Started: 09/27/2007 - Updated: 09/29/2007 08:28 pm

 
Mid-Season 3, Buffy has to stop an apocalypse in a really icky way. Then again, Spike's back in town and has just the stuff she needs... (Originally published in 2003, recently revised for my site relaunch. Winner of the "Ultimate PWP" award at the FMYA Ultimates, among others.)
 
Genre: Romance, Humor, Porn w/Some Plot, Non-Bitey - Rating: NC-17 - Warning: Explicit Sexual Situations - Complete: Yes
Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,622 - Started: 09/22/2007 - Updated: 09/27/2007 04:56 am