Pleeaaasee give us newt chapter! :) I´m begging you :)

If spike dropped his pants in front of me.... I'd probably freak out, then squeal, then almost faint, then freak out, then squeal, and then faint for real. Hahahaha. 
I love this story so much :D
I've always wondered how Spike can make almost ANYTHING sound dirty, like i dont know anybody who could turn a conversation into dirty talk that quick. And why does Buffy always fall into the trap? Like i know sometimes she just couldn't avoid it but 'I'm coming...' ??? She must really be in love ♥♥♥ Hehehehe. And im gonna be hell random now, but how freaking awesome if somebody could work lady gaga into 1 of these stories, i would truly love that (HINT HINT) ;)
...But seriously you write amazing stuff.
I'm waiting for another chapter already :)
So please dont keep me waiting for tooo long? *puppy dog eyes*
X.

TextReally enjoying this fic, love it when we see the fun side of Buffy and Spike.

This chapter had so many great moments it’s hard to write a review that will do it justice! It had me wincing in sympathy, giggling like a mad woman, gulping in apprehension and finally almost completely swooning from highly censored thoughts! ")
 
The opening scene was fantastic! A dreary trudge through a forest (especially in inappropriate footwear) would be on my “top ten things I never want to do” list. I completely sympathise with Buffy and I totally agree with her idea that “the Chosen One” should have received “the same benefits as the slayees”. Although, I suppose if I had to walk for hours in a dark forest I wouldn’t mind so much if Spike was there! “)

Absolutely fell in love with gentleman Spike, especially when, upon seeing Buffy’s tears, his irritation melts away, “his heart softened”, and then he “clasped her hand in his”. *heart-broken sigh* I want to be Buffy! :( This was such a beautiful moment and my heart positively glowed with warmth whilst reading it! :)
 
I loved Spike’s “I heard there is a Big Foot colony just up north” and Buffy’s gobsmacked reaction. Can’t you just picture her with eyes wide open and mouth gaping in disbelief? I’m sure Spike enjoyed leaving her wondering whether it was true or not. :)
 
And then we got to see pervy Spike again! Buffy’s shocked (but secretly happy) reaction to his comments on her “perky little tits and spankable arse” was adorable, as was Spike reassuring her that it was a compliment and then that he didn’t think her “boobs” were “small”.
 
I can just hear Spike saying that line “feel free to fling the stuff away”, although I don’t think he would like it if Buffy appeared au naturel in front of Angel or any other man. Mind you, Buffy might get some fun out of it considering a jealous Spike is a rather passionate Spike! ") *blush* Oh my naughty mind!
 
Absolutely loved the whole Hansel and Gretel moment. That line “You're like the gross version of Hansel” had me giggling at the mental image of Spike dressed in native German costume following a blood trail.
 
I had to smile at Spike whining about his precious duster being inside the car, and then having Buffy pointing out Mr Donald was there as well. Seems as though Spike’s gift to her is already as important to her as Spike’s duster is to him.
 
“Okay, I’ve got a plan.” “Uh-oh. I don’t like the sound of that.” “Shut up, Slayer.” Brilliant piece of interaction between our lovely couple. I could even see Buffy giving him a cute little smirk and his answering grin.
 
The rescue of the duster and Mr Donald was priceless and then having him take the officer’s bike?! Spike, you’re a bad boy!! :) From grand theft auto and destruction of motel property to hijacking police vehicles, I think by the time Spike gets Buffy back to Sunnydale there will only be a few crimes left that she hasn’t committed. Also, lovely moment with Buffy being careful with Spike’s back.
 
The brief conversation with Giles was a wonderful moment. Giles’ dry response to Buffy’s bemoaning the fate of her clothes was very in-character. I can even see him removing his glasses to pinch the bridge of his nose. My favourite part, though, had to be Spike commenting “you really can’t speak English, can you?” Buffy’s death glare would’ve dusted any other vamp on the spot, I imagine.
 
Helping Spike out of his shirt? Hmm, where do I sign up for that? ") And Buffy’s favour in return, now I wonder what that could be? Maybe getting Spike to remove hers? Spike’s behaviour in this scene had me grinning madly. His sexual innuendoes and open suggestions had my heart pounding in anticipation. Buffy really didn’t help either with her double entendres. And I’m sure she didn’t peek, the little hussy! And if you believe that then you must still believe that the world is flat. How else could she see him pull off his “sexy mannerisms”.
 
Now comes the swooning!! Almost naked Spike touching me, his hands caressing my soft skin, his fingers tracing down toward my breast, the cool touch causing my flesh to tingle and heat to pool in my …. Oh, sorry!! I kind of got carried away there for a moment! ") Besides, that all happened to Buffy, damn it!! :(
 
The intensity between these two has almost reached the explosive point of Mt Vesuvius, but instead of levelling Pompeii this eruption is going to leave one very satisfied and exhausted couple - although the bed and room might get levelled! ")
 
Ohh, can I swap places with Buffy? Please? That part where Spike dispensed with his last piece of clothing had my whole body tensing with anticipation! I could certainly appreciate Buffy’s response to seeing his well-endowed package and her following whimper. And then adding him stretched out on a bed with his delectable derriere on display, the tight, muscular flesh just begging to be squeezed? Oh, I have no doubt that Buffy was “coming” and having Spike’s body beneath her might be the “paper to the sparking wire” that causes her to forget her inhibitions and accept that having Spike in her bed can lead to all sorts of fun and heated games. ")
 
And Buffy, you’re not doomed – you’ll soon be soaring amongst the stars! No way could Spike leave you unsatisfied and feeling anything but complete and utter ecstasy!
 
Please, dearest writer & most gifted wielder of words, please update soon. My heart and mind can only bear so much anticipation before they must combust! :)
 
And, Spike dropping his trousers in front of me? Mmm, I guess it’d be a case of doing whatever passes for a marriage ceremony in vamp circles (I'm not letting him get away from me!!) followed by happy touchies for a long, long, insert numerous amount of “long”, time in which he would teach me everything he’s learnt about pleasure over the past hundred plus years!! ") So please, if you do happen to come across him, tell him I’m waiting for him!! :)