Running from the Inevitable by The Enemy of Reality
Chapter: Chapter twenty-six

Sarah
04/07/2011 11:07 am

Oh you are cruel, truly cruel!!! What a place to leave the chapter!!! I was getting so excited and then I saw the dreaded words "TBC" - how could you tease us so mercilessly?! :(

*deep breath*

On a lighter note, I loved Buffy making the foam beard - reminds me of when I used to do that when I was little! Is there anyone in the world that didn't do that?! :) Oh, wonderful childhood memories!! And Spike's reaction was just beautiful, especially to Buffy's "man thingy" comment!! He's such a naughty boy, but I guess that's one of the reasons why we love him!!

Ohhhh, Spike washing my back and then giving me a massage!! Now there's a relaxing but arousing thought!! ") I totally was sinking in my chair whilst reading that part of the chapter, your descriptions sank right into my mind and made my subconscious actually believe it was happening to me!!! But then my brother disturbed me and the real world came rushing back!! *pout*

""Nah. I was just hoping you’d bake me chocolate chip cookies." Naked. And letting him lick the crumbs off her belly." This line absolutely had my brain melting with naughty thoughts!! I would be willing to do this for him if he just asked me and have him reward me in that manner!!! ")

"I’ll even lick your armpits." Even whilst being gross Spike can be so adorable!!! :)

Getting swept up into Spike's arms wearing only a towel and then being carried to the bedroom? Oh be still my racing heart!! You certainly know how to paint wonderfully vivid pictures in my mind of extremely x-rated moments!! Makes me a very happy spuffy fan!! ")

"I should dry you up." My mind went completely to the gutter imagining Spike using his tongue to accomplish this task!! Aren't I completely naughty? ") Oh well, it was fun whilst it lasted!!

"Wanna bet someone’s gonna come knocking the second things get even more… heated." If you even consider doing this I will hunt you down and make you read fanfics containing Buffy with Angel or Riley!!! (CONTAINING EXPLICIT MOMENTS!!) You cannot be so cruel as to prolong our suffering any further!!! *pleading eyes with pouty expression*

And then....oh dear lord (to quote Giles!!) I think I burst a blood vessel!!! Spike - down there - licking & growling.......that description of "He growled into her increasingly soaking flesh and stole another tentative lick like a cat having its first lick of cream" almost had me moaning in frustration!! And I whined right along with Buffy with her petulant "why did you stop?" and then joined her once again with her eager "hell yes" when he "pushed her down, sank to his knees and threw her legs over his shoulders." Mind you I added an internal shout of "hurry up and do it before I spontaneously explode!!" :)

I certainly can't wait until the next instalment where hopefully all of our naughty thoughts will come to fruition and our UST will finally explode in a glorious climax!! ") And with your lovely descriptive writing I think you'll be taking all of us along for that ride in our imaginations with the greatest of ease!!! :)

In reply to your query, a little foreplay is good but please don't make us wait too long for the final payoff!!! :)

Awww, I'm sorry! The damn chapter was getting too long so I had to cut it and begin a new one. But hey, I'll be updating very soon, so I'm making it up, see? ;)

The foam beard is awesome! I think all kids do that. At least I know I would. God, I don't remember the last time I had a bubble bath, always just showering because it's quicker and more efficient. But if I did have a bubble bath I think I'd do the whole foam beard thing as well. lol And Buffy just walked right into that oen when she asked him about the 'man thingy'. ;) Of course he'd say something naughty, the sexy fiend.

Silly brother, interrupting those nice fantasies. I have a brother as well so I feel your annyoance. ;) Glad I could pull you in like that though!! I love hearing that.

Buffy bakes the cookies and Spike licks those pesky crumb off her skin. Sounds like a reasonable 'quid pro quo'. ;)

Haha... he totally would. lol Don't think an armpit could deter him seeing as he practcally bathed in blood and gore during his glory days.

What can I say, I love planting those nasty images in your brain. ;) Though I'm sure it doesn't end up in your naughty mind with just being carried half naked. ;)

Oooh, I do like that idea! Now you have my mind joining yours in the gutter. It's quite lovely here though, so I don't mind. *g*

LMAO! Fair enough. And gotta say just the idea of having to do that makes me shudder! No need for pleading eyes though, even if they are damn convincing. ;) I promsie there is some explicit Spuffy moments coming up. You'll like. ;)

Hahaha.... well, you haven't seen anything yet. That was just a bit of a preview for the next chapter. And I assure you Spike will put that wicked tongue of his to good use. Buffy won't be complaining.

Naughty mments are coming (pun intended) and I tried to write it as well as possible so I can only hope it will meet your expectations. :)

Haha, I wouldn't dare. lol Thank you for another wonderful review!!! :)

04/07/2011 04:58 am
OMG - a bubble bath and Spike.  <3  <3  that is what heaven is made of.
I'm totally excited for the next chapter.
That made me grin like a loon! But I think it would be even more heavenly if he was naked. ;)

That's because you rock! And I promise mroe soon. so you won't have to wait long at all. Thank you for the sweet review!!! :D

04/06/2011 03:25 pm

You are absolutely right! you do deserve a cookie. I'll go make some now...
Oh wait right. gotta read the chapter. I'm so eager to reward you with yummy cookie goodness that i forgotted about the chapter.

Mmmmmm bath time :) i love bath time. Baths are nice :)
and wait a minute... i thougt that everybody got in the bath that way? thats what i always do? hmm... now i feel odd? somebody needs to explain to me why its so weird!
Hahahahahah foam beards kill me! i love them. they are AMAZING its just the best thing ever.
and i love the whole 'I don't think I'd like having a penis. It's all... dangly.' ... genius!!!

Man this chapter is soo amazing (it just took me like 6 tries to spell the word amazing. LOL)

and hell yes i fancy a bit of foreplay hahaha.
SO more please??? 
I know you and your lovely self wont keep me waiting too long.. you never do :D
xx

Yesss! Send those cookies my way! :D Oh Lord, I'll have such a sugar rush from all the stuff I keep consuming. lmao And here you are bribing me with more. Btw, I can symphatise with your hyper episodes because I went out with friends and I had this huge ice-cream sundae and now I am all hyped up. :D

Mmmm... bath time with SPIKE! *drools* He can wash my back any time.

Haha, I know! Some silly people actually wait the bath is full or at least half-full before climbing in. Pche, I say! Wusses! They don't know how to bathe right. No worries, we can be odd together. ;)

Right?! Foam beards rule, not to mention they're a great accessory.  Go well with any high heels! *g*

I'm so glad I amused you with that. :D And penises are dangly. Testicles too! I honestly can't imagine having one down there... that's just inconvenient. Though I have to shamefully admit I'd like to see what it's like for a day or two. Could be fun. ;)

LOL! Well, it is a rather sneaky word. ;)

You'r right I won't! There will be more very soon. Thank you for the delightful review!!! :D

Spike <3
04/06/2011 04:45 am
Hi!  So I read this entire story today and I really enjoyed it!  Please, Please, Please continue to update this story because I am waiting with baited breathe here :)  I thought the story really picked up and improved along the way and although its getting almost a little too cheesy happy now a part of me is very okay with that.  Keep up the good work!  
You did! Just how awesome and super-fast reading person are you? It makes me want to bake you cookies and I don't just give my cookies to anyone. ;) There's about three chapters left, four if I decide to split the last chapter because damn it, it's twice as long as my usual chapters. Funny you should say the story improved because I feel like people liked the beginning better. :) Sorry aboutt he cheesiness! I kinda wanted to avoid too much angst and be a little sappy since my last story was more angsty than fun. :) I'm happy you like and there will be more very soon. Thank you for the yummy review!!! :D