Okay, I love this story; it's hilarious! I love Spike's line about having the real handicap. I use a wheelchair and I definitely loved some of the lines (especially the one about uneven ground). :)

Very nice story.

what a wonderful romp. thanks

That was great! I love the occasional fic that teases the romance without actually going all the way there. Of course, I am hoping for a sequel...

Very funny story, C, LMAO.
(you mean supine, not prone, if she's on her back. Also, defection, not deflection.)

loved this....so excellent :) love how he managed to recover, too, with her blood...so funny and true to the characteers and realistic :)

Oh this was a fun one! LOL Love the snark and tangle. So very visual too. Just as on the show it is interesting how neither really exerted the effort to actually kill the other. Yup, methinks they protesteth too much indeed. Lovely read.

Kathleen