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Letters From the Hellmouth by Spikez_tart
Chapter: Ask Lucretia
01/14/2012 11:12 pm
OMG! Too funny! Too bad they didn't write into a advice column.
BUFFYCONVERT
05/28/2009 07:39 pm
O.k. this was so good I'm sending out to EVERYONE on my e-mail list who likes hot monkey sex. Well, the girls, anyway. Don't want to discourage the guys. I read I'm Going to Tell & loved it, but I couldn't read the TIN BOX because that was SUCH a boring time period! We have to be thankful to the evil trio (Angelus, darla, and Dru) for turning out such a groovey boy, even tho of course they had no intention of giving him to a Slayer.
Thanks so much, Buffy C - I do have to stand up for my Tin Box story though. It's not my usual smart assery, but it's all William getting into trouble and has an excellent banner for BSV's very own nmcil, who is awesome.
Ashlie
12/11/2008 04:46 am
HAHAHAH!! BEST story ever:) I am in awe of it really. I love the line about Dawn's totally chilled way of coping hahah.
Thanks Ashlie. I may have to update this one.
01/11/2008 07:54 pm
LOL....this column would have been SO useful to the residents of our favorite Hellmouth.
Kathleen
Kathleen
I'm thinking it would be useful to the people who write in the Ann Landers et al, too. Thanks for reviewing.
Opal
12/11/2007 05:52 am
It's 11:30 at night and I am trying to keep from breaking into hysterics and waking up the neighbors at the hotel. This was absolutely fab. Wonderful work.
To hell with them. How can they be sleeping when there's Spuffy to read. Thanks very much for reviewing.
12/10/2007 03:29 am
LOL! This was so much fun to read! Thanks for the great entertainment.
Thanks Dawn.
12/09/2007 12:38 am
ROFL, LMAO! Girl, you are soooooo crazy! I loved this. You rock, do a sequal!!!!
Thanks GB - I'll do a sequel, but just for you.
Pam S
12/08/2007 06:02 pm
LOL.. thanks
Thanks Pam
12/07/2007 09:47 pm
lovely way to start the day's reading. hilarious, thank you.
Thanks vladt. Appreciate all your many reviews.
12/07/2007 07:04 pm
I haven't laughed at a story so hard in long time and really hope to see more of this or see things changing with Randy, Joan, Treebark and the doofus...I loved this and want more!
Kimmy
Kimmy
Okay okay okay! Sequel. Thanks for reviewing.
Fangfaceandrea
12/07/2007 02:01 pm
Bwahahahahahaha
genius!
genius!
Bwahah - my sentiments exactly. Thanks for reviewing.
KatieGrrl1016
12/07/2007 07:40 am
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh god, that was great. I can just here Lucretia in my head, being like, "Nuh uh girlfriend!" *Sanp* Great idea, coming up with a newspaper column.... maybe you could do it with other Buffyverse characters?
I think I'm going to have to expand the Letters column. I may have to steal that line - "Nuh un"
with total credit, of course. Thanks for reviewing.
with total credit, of course. Thanks for reviewing.
12/06/2007 05:39 pm
Can I just say that this was so hillarious. Just love it.
Thanks - I wasn't expecting this to be so popular.
Nichole
12/06/2007 12:28 am
oh that was funny as hell. i would have loved to read more of that series.great job
Thanks for reviewing. Glad you liked it and I'm giving serious (okay it's me, so not serious at all) thought to another set.
12/05/2007 08:53 pm
Real funny Char, are you planning on doing a follow up?
Thanks D - I wasn't, but it looks like I might have to.
krjemb
12/05/2007 06:16 pm
You gotta keep this going. It's hilarious.
I wasn't planning on any more, but I'd hate to disappoint a reader. Thanks for reviewing.
12/05/2007 06:39 am
OMG! That was just brilliant!! Keep up the great work! Can't wait to read more!!
Jace
Jace
Thanks Jace. I wasn't really planning on more, but ...
myrabeth
12/05/2007 05:53 am
Screamingly laugh-out-loud hilarious! I love it!
Thanks MB.
12/05/2007 05:36 am
"Horndog (not his real name, though it ought to be)...Doofus (not his real name, though it ought to be)"
:lol: Freaking hilarious! You really hit the nail on the head with everyone: Xander wishing Buffy were with him, Anya wanting orgasms, Dawn throwing a tantrum about not being a child, Spike and Buffy being...well, Spike and Buffy :-P Very original idea. If only they really had had an advice columnist's help :-P
:lol: Freaking hilarious! You really hit the nail on the head with everyone: Xander wishing Buffy were with him, Anya wanting orgasms, Dawn throwing a tantrum about not being a child, Spike and Buffy being...well, Spike and Buffy :-P Very original idea. If only they really had had an advice columnist's help :-P
If only someone had dropped a rock on their collective heads. - thanks for reviewing.
12/05/2007 05:22 am
Completely. Hilarious. Buffy and Spike's letters were awesome, but this bit made me laugh out loud. "Anya (Not my real name)"
Thanks golden. Not sure the gang's letters are any sillier than the stuff I read in the paper every morning.
Tamara
12/05/2007 04:49 am
Obviously Treebark missed the part about Joan being dragged from Heaven and Doofus missed the part about being called Doofus. Both of them wouldn't know the truth it it walked up and bit them on thier butts with poisonous fangs.
Seriously wouldn't mind more of this.
Seriously wouldn't mind more of this.
Thanks Tamara - It's a common failing in Sunnydale - people hear (and in Xander's case - see) what they want.
12/05/2007 03:52 am
Very nicely done. I so needed the laughs your story provided! Lucretia talk good sense to me.
Thanks L - Lucretia may be the only person in Sunny-D who has any sense at all.
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