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BSV Forum - General - The Bloodshedpub One Liners Feb 20 2007 06:57 pm #1The Space Between Ok, I used to do this on another forum I was a part of a long time ago and decided to revive the game but with a twist: it can only be about BtVS or AtS. I'll post a line from one of the shows and the next person to post should answer who said it and then post their own line for the next person to answer and so on and so forth. No posting of random lines without answering the last one posted ;) Ok my line is: "How about because you're a tiny impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?" ~*~ The Powers offer no sympathy for the way things are...Human deeds are left in human hands. It's what one does with what's left that makes any difference ~*~ Jenny Calander as created by HollyDB It was said to Snyder, but I can't remember who said it now. What If I'm Not the Slayer? now updated with chapters 22 and 23. Feb 20 2007 07:33 pm #3DreamsofSpike Cordelia said it to Snyder :) And here's mine, one of my all time favorites, and maybe it's too easy, but I wanna get this game going, this is fun :)
The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Feb 20 2007 07:53 pm #4fallen_angel Did Willow say it to Oz? I'm not sure. It's a secret no one tells One day it's heaven one day it's hell And it's no fairytale take it from me That's the way it's supposed to be You will fly and you will crawl God knows even angels fall No such thing as you lost it all God knows even angels fall --Linda Davis Feb 20 2007 08:02 pm #5weyrwolfen Oz to Willow, if I'm not mistaken. And here's mine:
Actually, love, we call that scotch. 12-year Lagavulin, if I'm not mistaken. Good choice. Feb 20 2007 08:21 pm #6fallen_angel Spike to Illyria in some Angel episode. *grumbles about all AtS episodes being filled with Angel* Here mine: Your hands feel kinda... rough. Aren't you with Xander? It's a secret no one tells One day it's heaven one day it's hell And it's no fairytale take it from me That's the way it's supposed to be You will fly and you will crawl God knows even angels fall No such thing as you lost it all God knows even angels fall --Linda Davis Feb 20 2007 09:44 pm #7DreamsofSpike oooh, it was jonathan in "Inca Mummy Girl"!!!! :)
Here's the next quote, not particularly difficult, but one of my faves :) I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. ... Feb 20 2007 09:50 pm #8Guest Anya to Xander! Season 4. "..Where'd you learn to type so fast? Downloading porn off the internet?" "Yeah, pretty much." Caro Mio That one was in honor of my boyfriend, as it's one of his favorite exchanges from both series. Feb 21 2007 08:18 am #9DreamsofSpike wow, this one has me totally stumped...that's a good one, love :) Feb 21 2007 02:58 pm #10The Space Between Damn CM! Stump us right off the bat! I want to say Cordy said it to Xander but I just don't know. Ok, hint time...what season... ~*~ The Powers offer no sympathy for the way things are...Human deeds are left in human hands. It's what one does with what's left that makes any difference ~*~ Jenny Calander as created by HollyDB Feb 21 2007 03:28 pm #11weyrwolfen Cordy said something similar to Doyle, but not exactly the same.....
I'll be perverse anyway, and throw in another quote:
Me, I could never live in a rat-infested stink hole like this. Pardon me for saying so. But I gotta have myself a proper bed or I'm a terror. Feb 21 2007 04:12 pm #12The Space Between Oh! Oh! I know this one! Angelus said it upon meeting The Master for the first time! (AtS Season 2, Darla)
Hmmm...here you go: I'm not doing the deep "get sympathy" routine. I mean, don't you just hate guys who are all, "I'm dark and brooding, so give me love." ~*~ The Powers offer no sympathy for the way things are...Human deeds are left in human hands. It's what one does with what's left that makes any difference ~*~ Jenny Calander as created by HollyDB Feb 21 2007 04:26 pm #13DreamsofSpike Parker to Buffy in ... hmm... wasn't it "Harsh Light of Day"?
As for the next one -- short and sweet...and again, probably too easy...
"Slayer-loving freak!" Feb 21 2007 04:29 pm #14 I know the answer to that one but don't have a one liner *pout* It was Harmony to Spike.... Feb 21 2007 04:30 pm #15DreamsofSpike ooh, but you gotta come up with one or the game ends!!!!! come on, it's not hard!!! hurry hurry hurry :P (have i annoyed you into thinking of one yet? huh huh huh?) "I don't take orders. I do things my way." Hi Dos, knew the Harmony one too, because you are "hurrying" us, here we have the next. Thank god for google Feb 21 2007 04:43 pm #17DreamsofSpike lolol....i just didn't want the game to stall, and didn't want to take time to find another line...but oh well, i just did find another one, so.... as for your lines, the first one was buffy, the second was kendra in response :) and the next line is perhaps not as easy as my previous ones....
Remember when I said I loved this dimension and I'm never, never, never gonna leave? Exactly which "never" did you not understand? It took me a while DoS, but when I left the BTVS part of my brain and visited the ATS part I remembered it. :D It was said by Lorne to Angel, when they were talking about going back to Pylea in Season 2. I loved the dancing in Pylea lol OK, here we have another one "You're here again? You kids really dig the library, don't you?" I know, I know! It's Jenny, Buffy and Xander (in that order too) in I, Robot... You Jane. "How ever did you finagle such a primo assignment?" Feb 21 2007 11:07 pm #20DreamsofSpike Xander, Giles, Willow :) in that order...right? :)
and for my next addition, another ode to Snyder: You know? I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you were eaten by a snake... Feb 22 2007 12:11 am #21Guest Okay, the answer to mine is Cordy and Doyle. Cordy made the comment to him in 1st season AtS. CM Feb 22 2007 02:30 am #22Scarlet Ibis Xander to Snyder in "Restless." And this may be considered easy, but I just love this one: "You're like... you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh... he's alive, Frodo. He's alive." "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Feb 22 2007 03:05 am #23The Space Between Ewwwww...that was Andrew in The Girl in Question!
"Mom started borrowing my clothes. There should be an age limit on Lycra pants." ~*~ The Powers offer no sympathy for the way things are...Human deeds are left in human hands. It's what one does with what's left that makes any difference ~*~ Jenny Calander as created by HollyDB Feb 22 2007 04:30 am #24YourMyDream Hi, I'm new, I hope people don't mind if I join in cause I know this one! It was Cordelia in Band Candy. :)
Here's mine: "I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan." "We attack the Mayor with humus." "I stand corrected" "Just keeping things in perspective" Don't worry, be happy :) Feb 22 2007 05:04 am #25Scarlet Ibis Cordy in "Band Candy."
Um... "He's primed. I'll be pumping him in no time." "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Cordy and Oz, Graduation Day, pt. 2 "out.for.a.walk.bitch." "Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!"--Giles, "Dead Man's Party' Feb 22 2007 06:45 am #27fallen_angel That was Spike to Buffy and my all time favourite too. Here's one from AtS: Uh, aren't you all scary. Chamois and teeth! It's a secret no one tells One day it's heaven one day it's hell And it's no fairytale take it from me That's the way it's supposed to be You will fly and you will crawl God knows even angels fall No such thing as you lost it all God knows even angels fall --Linda Davis Shoot! I know that one, too, and it's totally escaping me. What If I'm Not the Slayer? now updated with chapters 22 and 23. Tyke to Connor in AtS S3 (A New World). No, it's just... I know what you're going through because I've been there. That's why I know you should talk about it. "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." - Albert Einstein Feb 22 2007 05:29 pm #30The Space Between That is what Xander said to Larry in Phases!! I know cause I just watched that ep like 20-30 min ago! Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing is impeccable ~*~ The Powers offer no sympathy for the way things are...Human deeds are left in human hands. It's what one does with what's left that makes any difference ~*~ Jenny Calander as created by HollyDB Feb 22 2007 05:32 pm #31Scarlet Ibis Spike "Gone." "He's primed. I'll be pumping him in no time." "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Feb 22 2007 06:44 pm #32SanityFair season 7 Xander to Anya, regarding Andrew. Here's mine... I know Faith's not gonna be on the cover of Sanity Fair, but she had it rough. ... "I'm fine. I mean, I'm not running around, wind in my hair, the hills are alive with the sound of music fine, but..." -- Jenny Calendar Feb 23 2007 05:33 am #33The Space Between Scarlet was wrong! Not Spike... ~*~ The Powers offer no sympathy for the way things are...Human deeds are left in human hands. It's what one does with what's left that makes any difference ~*~ Jenny Calander as created by HollyDB Feb 23 2007 05:45 am #34Scarlet Ibis WTH... no, that was in response to Lindsay's "Out for a walk, bitch" line, I don't know how my comment got dropped... Weird. "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Feb 23 2007 05:46 am #35LadyYashka The answer to Spaces' was Oz in Beauty and the Beast in Season 3! :) Here's mine: "You know these things always come with a price. Kill her." Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters. — Neil Gaiman Feb 26 2007 04:35 pm #36Guest ooo ive got one [looks around]i wish buffy was here [buffy appears] i'm here [suprised] i wish for a million dollars Willow about Buffy in Triangle. My turn! "You were willing to stand up to danger, even when your hands had no weapons. You were ready to protect me with your life." Two for the price of one: LadyYashka's got skipped - that was the White Room girl from the Angel ep Forgiving. And SpikeHot's quote is Anya, in Storyteller. Sweet scene, though infinitely funnier when Andrew's acting it out. Now for me: “Jeez! Where were you when they taught stealth in superpower school?†P.S. Cool points for LadyYashka for having a Harry Dresden avatar. I <3 Harry. Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Feb 27 2007 12:38 am #39Guest Gwen to Angel in Long days journy............You saw her! She's a truck driving Magic Mamma. And we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa-burgers, and not one of you bunch has the midiclorians to stop her. ( I know its a gimmie, but its one of my faves)
RANDI GILES Andrew to Jonathan, Anya and Xander in Two to go. I used to. On top of the gym it's so cool. You can see the whole "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." - Albert Einstein Feb 27 2007 07:12 am #41LadyYashka "P.S. Cool points for LadyYashka for having a Harry Dresden avatar. I <3 Harry." Thanks! Harry kicks ass doesn't he? I need to find a few more. :P pssstt...I have no idea what the answer is to Dia's quote. :) Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters. — Neil Gaiman Ooh... retro. Opening scene, Welcome to the Hellmouth, Darla's dinner. “Is everyone here very stoned?†ETA: Harry is very cool. :) Did you read the books too, or just start watching the show? Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Feb 27 2007 07:25 am #43LadyYashka Ooohhh! That was Spike in Weight of The World. (Season 5) It was the whole Ben is Glory/Glory is Ben speech. :P Here's another line: "No. Something's *missing*. We're missing one of the evidence bags." Ps. I'm working my way through the books and watching the show. I think both are awsome. :) Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters. — Neil Gaiman I love that scene... "And a kewpie doll for the lady" always cracks me up. I read all the Dresden books last summer/fall, after James Marsters tipped me off to the series by doing the audio books (which, by the way, 8 hours of JM's yummy voice? OMG! I definitely own the first one and covet the other three). I always thought there was a lot of meta-Buffy references in it - until around book five or six when it just gets blatant - vampires wearing Buffy t-shirts? Hee. Anyway, I'm super-excited about it being a TV show, and I'm glad to see it's definitely improving from a kind of iffy start (this week's was pretty much hilarious - I love Bob). And... oh, right, we're in the quotes thread. Um... I don't know
yours off the top of my head, so I'll give someone else a chance. Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Wesley to, I think, Angel and Gunn, in "that old gang of mine", ATS S3. Hmm, a quote...
"Sarcasm accomplishes nothing (insert name)" "It's sort of an end in itself" Willow and Giles in Pangs! I LOVE that episode, and it's always so neglected, but I think it's hilarious. Giles saying to keep a level head, and Willow's like "I think my head's the level one and yours is the one things would roll off of!" And the whole "are you evil again?" with Angel, and the funny syphillis, and "You made a bear!" and Spike's rant about the Indians... anyway. “Am I right, (name)?†Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Feb 28 2007 05:15 pm #47DreamsofSpike I can't remember the episode, but I know that the first line was Xander, with Giles responding...lol...love that line... :) Let's see, another line...one I just heard while watching DVDs yesterday.... "I'll find it if I have to check every hole in my body and yours!" Mar 01 2007 12:02 am #48Scarlet Ibis I <3 "Pangs" too :D Truly one of the best eps of s4, next to "Something Blue" (minus the part where Riley is in it at the end) Okay, that was Andrew to Jonathan when they were in jail, referring to a secret device left by Warren. "What happened?" "Oh, I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected." "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Mar 01 2007 12:19 am #49 Oh I know this one it was Angel asking what happened and Spikes reply in season five of Angel....Damaged...
here's mine Trust is for old marrieds, name Great love is wild ... and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes. Mar 01 2007 12:21 am #50DreamsofSpike That one's from Damage, in AtS, whenever Dana tossed Spike out the window...Angel came up and asked what happened, and Spike replied with that line...hilarious, in my opinion :)
Here's one:
"Oh, my *God*! What was I thinking when I bought the *Geek Machine*!?" Mar 01 2007 12:21 am #51DreamsofSpike oops, spike's mrs, i must have been putting up mine just as you were putting up yours...oh, well, you got there first, so i'll just answer yours...it's spike, in "Seeing Red" :) *now* people can answer mine -- see above :P Mar 01 2007 01:02 am #52 That easy seeing as it's on my tv now lol Joyce season 3 Bandy candy....
That's it? I get away with bringing the world down around you and two eentsy words tingle your spider sense? Ooh... evil Cordy, Inside Out. That was the point at which I had to
stop watching Angel because it was too depressing. Then the next
episode everyone got all happy and that was even MORE depressing. “How many warriors slated for the coming apocalypse you think are
gonna be using that hair gel? Don't get me wrong, you're out there
battling ultimate evil, you're gonna want something with hold.†Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 01 2007 12:15 pm #54Guest The tish megev (correct, my spelling is atrocious) to angel (ATS, S2 i think). Ooh, and my earlier one was actually BUFFY to Giles, but close enough. New one... "Life is hard, dear" Joyce to Buffy in "School Hard". That hilarious scene with Buffy whining about her hair right after one with Spike asking whether the Slayer is "tough". ;-) "Relax. I'm not gonna hurt you." "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." - Albert Einstein Mar 01 2007 07:56 pm #57Guest Cameron and Buffy in Go Fish. Good episode - breaks up the doom and gloominess of season 2. OK, easy quote this time: "First, you told me you were going to the library. Second, you do not go out on a date without informing me first. Third, Anna Nicole Smith thinks you look tacky." Buffy to Dawn in Him. One of the few really funny episodes of season
7. I love when Spike tackles Buffy with the bazooka and Wood has no
idea... kinda puts LMPTM in a new perspective when you realize Spike saved Wood's life. But I have to disagree about Go Fish... gah, I hate that episode. New quote: “Should've put a leash on him.†Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 01 2007 08:18 pm #59 Oh that's easy one BtvS season 7 Same time same place Buffy to Xander while their with Spike
my turn again... What are you doing here? You came to see the show?
Mar 01 2007 08:35 pm #61DreamsofSpike grrr...you can't do that!! :P now somebody else has to go find one or else the game can't continue *pouts* I don't have time to find one right now.... anybody got one??? Mar 01 2007 08:38 pm #62Guest sorri, i got one now 'Why don't you pick on somebody your own species?' Mar 01 2007 08:42 pm #63DreamsofSpike ooh, good one! can't think of the answer just yet....hmmmm.... goes off to ponder..... :P Mar 01 2007 08:58 pm #64 that was Xander in The Pack....
new quote....
That's what we suck at. Let's face it, unless there's a website called www.Oh-By-the-way-we-have-?-stashed-here.com, we're pretty much out of luck. Cordelia in Darla... Did you know there's an actual website? Okay... Okay. Two words I don't like right off the bat: tomb and unearthed. People, you've got to leave your tombs earthed! Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 01 2007 09:09 pm #66DreamsofSpike I don't remember the episode, but I know that's a Cordelia line, too :) and a great one, I love it!! :)
Here's the next one:
You're Amish! You can't fight back... 'cause you're Amish! I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy! Cheater! It was The Shroud of Rahmon. I don't know your quote... but
I feel like I should, having lived in Amish country, I'd have noticed
if there was an Amish person on Buffy or Angel... lol. Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 01 2007 09:24 pm #68DreamsofSpike *scans to initial post to double check rules* I'm not a cheater!!! It never says you have to say the episode, just who said the line! So there!!! :P Now somebody figure out my quote!!! Haha, okay DoS, you win. You're not a cheater. ;) And... Oz in Living Conditions. Possibly the most he's ever spoken to someone not Willow. "So we have a Spike problem, do we?" Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 01 2007 10:37 pm #71DreamsofSpike
The Mayor :)
and this one's way too easy, but it just makes me giggle with immature twelve-year-old style amusement every time I hear it:
Nothing can defeat THE PENIS!!! ... Too loud, very unseemly. Mar 01 2007 11:02 pm #72Guest xander in beer bad 'You are not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress cute boys, are you? Giles in Lie to Me. You just like stabbing me. Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 02 2007 12:24 am #74Guest Is that Angel and Spike in "Smile Time"? I'm thinking of the beginning when Angel's walking around with the sword stuck through him, LOL. Mar 02 2007 12:27 am #75DreamsofSpike lol...i think you're right, think that's it :) that was hilarious :) Mar 02 2007 01:27 am #76Scarlet Ibis Nope- not "Smile Time," it was "A Hole in the World" at the beginning, when Spike, Angel, Fred and Wes are fighting those... things. "So beautiful. Not a blemish, not a freckle. Perhaps we should have preserved that beauty for eternity." "Still he won't now age." "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Mar 02 2007 03:16 am #77Guest Ah, okay...knew it was in that block of things...I haven't watched my tapes in quite a while. CM Mar 02 2007 07:26 am #78DreamsofSpike It's Darla and Angelus, can't remember the episode though :)
How about this one....
Did you forget about me *again*? The *actual* girlfriend? Mar 02 2007 08:23 am #79Scarlet Ibis "Darla-" I just loved the four of them... Anyway, lol, Harmony. And technically, she wasn't his gf cause they had an arrangement of them having sex so she could stay with him, hidden from the Slayer for protection. But I could see how she was all pissed- she was the only one who paid him any attention while those other two "torturous bitches" either cheated on him, or didn't give him the time of day :( lol, I loved his little tirade. Okay: "Oh, scary vampires; they die from a splinter." "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Mar 02 2007 04:15 pm #80DreamsofSpike Oh, that's easy...that's Dawn in "The Real Me"
Next line (probably way easy) You know I'm only doing this because I'm lonely and drunk and you smell *really* good... Anya... Entropy. As a point of courtesy, I like to get to know my opponents before I engage them in mortal combat. Do, uh, do you have any hobbies? Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 02 2007 05:25 pm #82 I'm pretty sure that was WEsley to a demon who had knocked up Cordelia in Angel...Exspecting I think? ? help! He's gonna scold me. Mar 02 2007 06:00 pm #83Guest Buffy to Giles in "Something Blue" Here's mine "You might actually have to be happy if you did, but you're too twisted for that." FetchingMadScientist Mar 02 2007 10:27 pm #84DreamsofSpike that's Spike to Buffy in "Normal Again"
Here's the next one:
Well, I was going to walk you off a cliff and hand you an anvil, but it seemed kinda cartoony. Mar 03 2007 01:17 am #85Guest Xander to Willow in "Grave" Next one: "Actually, you're talking quite a lot, just not about the right things." FetchingMadScientist Though Love, s5, Giles to the minon of Glory's that they caught spying on them. Aw, that's kind of sweet. Different races coming together. "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." - Albert Einstein Mar 04 2007 04:04 pm #87Guest Mayor Wilkins, "Graduation day part 1 "I've always meant to do that, but I intensely don't want to, so I haven't gotten around to it yet." Mar 04 2007 08:43 pm #88spikes_wish "I've always meant to do that, but I intensely don't want to, so I haven't gotten around to it yet." Doyle in the episode with the stalker doctor guy, to the stalkee. Angel Season 1 think the eppy was called "I Fall To Pieces"? "I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say if all you're gonna do is switch back to brood mode, we'd rather have you evil. Then at least - leather pants." Mar 05 2007 09:31 pm #89Guest The Host to Angel in epiphany 'You know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me.' Mar 06 2007 09:56 am #90spikes_wish Glory, but not sure what eppie. But thats not a requirement right? "Our lives are different than other peoples" Mar 06 2007 07:04 pm #91 Oz to Willow in one of his rare speaking moments Graguation day part 1
Are we gonna get to the food-stealing issue soon? Mar 06 2007 10:11 pm #92Guest Andrew to Giles after Faith stole his pop tart in "empty places" "thank you for that little backpedal" Mar 06 2007 10:43 pm #93 Giles to Joyce after Buffy comes home at the begining of Crush...One of my favourites...So that was easy....
My turn again... You bailed me out last night. I'd like us to be even.
Mar 07 2007 12:23 am #94spikes_wish took me a while to figure out who she said it to, but Buffy to Angel in I Will Remember You Re: Pangs. So, my go again yay!
"She charm her way out?" "Apparently she managed to break a policeman's jaw with his own handcuffs before she disappeared into the night." "Hmm. For Faith, that is charm." Mar 07 2007 09:40 am #95 That in Five by Five Cordy and Wesley talking about Faith's Jail break...
New line....
It's good enough for ??? Mar 07 2007 10:41 am #96Guest ooo is that spike talking bout buffy after xander caught him n anya?? he he my turn but i can remember if it has been said already 'that name is striking fear in nobodys heart' madcow x x Mar 07 2007 03:05 pm #97 Xander to vamp Willow in DoppelganglanD ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know, I never properly thanked you for sending me to Hell. Mar 07 2007 05:39 pm #98Guest Bugger i think i kno that.... is it angel??? [don't shoot me if its wrong!!lol] ive got one [claps hands with glee] he he buffy you've been to hell right? they do one bedrooms? madcow x x Mar 07 2007 06:01 pm #99Guest That was xander in the replacement, i think...
"well, if at first you don't suceed, i'll kill him" Mar 07 2007 07:14 pm #100fallen_angel That was Spike to Willow in Lover's Walk. Come on you have fun. Admit it - living the scooby life. It's a secret no one tells One day it's heaven one day it's hell And it's no fairytale take it from me That's the way it's supposed to be You will fly and you will crawl God knows even angels fall No such thing as you lost it all God knows even angels fall --Linda Davis Mar 08 2007 02:10 am #101Spikez_tart Tara to Willow, I think, in Superstar. It's just, you've been Mr. Project all summer. You know? Labeling the amulets and indexing your diaries. I draw the line at making giant rubber band balls. That's when you'll just have to get a life.
If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? Willow to Giles in Buffy vs. Dracula. "I heard you weren't evil anymore, which kind of makes the hair silly." Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 09 2007 07:23 pm #103 Cordelia to Spike in You'er Welcome
Hey big guy. Need another car.Afraid this last one ended up in the drink. Mar 09 2007 07:51 pm #104spikes_wish Spike To Angel in A Hole In The World (?) AtS Season 5] "It's like living with the world's oldest teenager - he can't be having a growth spurt at two hundred and forty-eight, could he?" It's Cordelia, in one of those Angel episodes in early season 2 when he's sleeping all the time and having the sexy Darla dreams. What are you gonna do with him anyway?
Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 10 2007 11:16 am #108 spikes_wish mine was from Smile Time....but it was Spike talking to Angel.... Mar 10 2007 11:29 am #109 And because Someone forgot to put up a new line here a new one even thought it's not my turn.... :-D
"Excuse me. ‘scuse me. I’m sorry. But has anybody seen my car? It’s big , and it’s shiny." Mar 10 2007 11:57 am #110Guest Ooh! I know this one! Angel in "City Of", the first AtS episode. Do you have a musket? Mar 10 2007 08:25 pm #112DreamsofSpike Oooh, that was Buffy in Halloween!!! I love that episode!!!
Next line is:
Xander decided that he blames the wall.
Mar 10 2007 08:29 pm #113FetchingMadScientist Anya to Willow in "The Body" Next: "I prefer his older, funnier symphonies myself." "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Mar 11 2007 04:24 am #114Spikez_tart Spike to Marcus who is torturing Angel when Spike wants his ring back. "In the Dark" And you, being dead petty about it - me, getting nothing but your hatred and your venom and - you ungrateful bitch! If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? Mar 11 2007 04:54 am #115FetchingMadScientist Spike to department store dummy in "Blood ties" And, before I post the next one, further up the thread, a line from "Crush" was misidentified. "Did you forget about me, again? The actual girlfriend?" is Harmony to Spike. Sorry that just bugged me...:) Next: "She had a close, personal relationship with God." "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Mar 11 2007 06:55 am #116Guest Willow said it in Fear Itself. My quote, "That's rigth ,big boy....Come and get it." Mar 11 2007 12:07 pm #117spikes_wish Willow in "Anne" "Well, if it's any consolation it really does look like you were tortured by a much larger woman." Cordelia, when Wesley gets tortured by Faith. Shouldn't we stab him through the chest? Isn't that what we do when these things happen? Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 11 2007 09:32 pm #119Guest That was Anya, at some point in season seven after Spike was killing people under the First's influence....
Here's the next one:
Well, thank God you're here. I was planning to panic. Mar 12 2007 03:16 pm #121Verity Watson I know this one! *** waves hand frantically ***
Giles to Wes in Bad Girls. Here's mine: I don't care if it is an orgy of death. There's still such a thing as a napkin. You know I've been a good girl, but I hit a limit. ~ Poe Mar 12 2007 04:24 pm #122spikes_wish Willow in Superstar "Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the *dead*!" Mar 12 2007 05:29 pm #123Guest is that Giles? *fingers crossed lol* ere's mine i told the truth all the time when i was evil madcowxx Mar 12 2007 06:51 pm #124fallen_angel That was Anya in Lies My Parents Told Me. Now an easy one: That's among friends. With bitter enemies we don't give them my lamp. It's a secret no one tells One day it's heaven one day it's hell And it's no fairytale take it from me That's the way it's supposed to be You will fly and you will crawl God knows even angels fall No such thing as you lost it all God knows even angels fall --Linda Davis Mar 12 2007 07:24 pm #125 That was Xander to Anya in season four not sure which episode though.... next line is...
Not to be some glorified garbage collector. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's not garbage. It's a body. And there's a bloody gang war coming Mar 12 2007 09:10 pm #126spikes_wish Spike and Gunn in The Girl In Question, yay my go again :D "Do you think you could at least stick to annoying me on your own behalf?" Mar 13 2007 03:25 pm #127DreamsofSpike That's Buffy to Xander in Dead Man's Party.....
And here's one I just saw that totally cracked me up.....
Come here, tiny man! You are small and toy like! Oh, that has to be Olaf the troll! How did you survive this long being so retarded? Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 14 2007 06:41 pm #129spikes_wish Angelus in Cavalry S4 AtS "So she's like a TV star." "No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though." Mar 14 2007 06:48 pm #130DreamsofSpike Gunn and Wesley, I believe they were talking about Illyria...
Here's the next one.
I've got it; you never know what's coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you -- go away! Mar 14 2007 07:24 pm #131FetchingMadScientist Dawn to Buffy in "Lessons" Next: "On second thought, do what you like." "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Spike to Olaf the Troll in 'Triangle'. "People," Geralt turned his head, "like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. (...) They find it easier to live." ~ Andrzej Sapkowski, The Last Wish Mar 14 2007 08:23 pm #133DreamsofSpike that was Giles to Spike.....
next line...
"And you should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer...that's actually pretty good advice." Xander, in Crush, I believe. Guy steps out for a few hours, half the place goes super-villain. Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 15 2007 06:18 pm #135spikes_wish Gunn, "Inside Out". pretty easy one but i love this quote!! "Yeah, we're building a race of frog people. It's a good time." Mar 15 2007 06:21 pm #136DreamsofSpike lol...xander to tara's brother (donny?) in "Family"
New line:
I am powerful and beautiful and I don't need you to complete me. And you're mean! Mar 15 2007 11:51 pm #137spikes_wish Harmony in S4, in "Pangs" (i think!) something a bit harder- or i think so anyway!! "There's Scoobyage afoot" Mar 16 2007 10:05 am #138Guest Willow, in Family. Sorry to disapoint, spikes_wish! "i do that sometimes. Usually at the end part of class." Mar 16 2007 01:36 pm #139DreamsofSpike Tara, when Willow meets her outside of class...
OK, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic. Mar 16 2007 10:58 pm #140Guest I think it was Xander is 'Triangle'. Okay, this one always makes me laugh: "Would you let it go? You're like a do with a bone." "So what?" "It's my bone! Just drop it." Mar 17 2007 03:54 am #141DreamsofSpike Okay...the guest who answered the last one, about "insane troll logic", was incorrect....I'm going to go ahead and leave an answer for the quote they posted...that's Spike and Anya somewhere in Season 7 :P... and my quote about insane troll logic is still the quote to be answered....
OK, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic. Mar 17 2007 06:27 am #142Guest I may be wrong, but I think this line was said by Buffy. Next line allways makes me laugh. "You are so cool. You're like Burt Reyonlds." Mar 17 2007 06:43 am #143firefreezes Andrew! And I'm not positive, but is it to Spike in season 7 at some point? My contribution: "How? What? How?" "Three excellent questions." "Thoughts become things, choose good ones." Mar 17 2007 06:56 am #144Guest You are incorrect. But I know yours. Xander and Giles in Something Blue. Next line."And then I'm goimg to marry Bob Dole and rais penguins in Guam." That was Buffy to Giles in 'Life Serial'. Okay, next one: "Well, I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish, yet affordable boots but there's definitely something unnatural going on here. And that doesn't usually lead to hugs and puppies." Mar 17 2007 08:21 pm #147firefreezes Buffy in "Once More with Feeling" after "I've Got a Theory." "Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore." "Thoughts become things, choose good ones." Mar 18 2007 06:38 am #148Guest I could be incorrect, but I think Spike or Giles said that line. New lines. "You ready?" " Let's rock'n'roll." "Let's rock'n'roll'? You actually talk like that?" Mar 18 2007 11:24 am #149Guest Um... Buffy, Xander, Spike in Doomed. "Personally, I'd rather look at guts." Anya talking about the Buffy-bot in 'Intervention'. "Like any of that's enough to fight the dark master... bator." Mar 18 2007 03:33 pm #151spikes_wish Xander in Buufy v. Dracula BtVS S5 "I figured you two losers would be getting into some kind of trouble." "I think we had the upper hand. In a subtle way." Mar 18 2007 05:30 pm #152firefreezes Buffy to Willow and Xander, S2 'When She Was Bad'. "Kill us both, Spock!" p.s. My last one was Giles, S3 'Enemies.' "Thoughts become things, choose good ones." Mar 19 2007 04:40 pm #153spikes_wish The Xanders in The Replacement BtVS Season 5 "I'm expecting a big karmic reward any second now." Anya, from I Was Made to Love You. "It's all right to speak freely in front of her. She's a vampire." Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 23 2007 01:33 am #156MadBrilliant Angel in Disharmony
"Give it up for a American chipmanship." Added to the sum, I'm BEAUTIFUL in all my insecurities & WEAKNESSES & PITIFULNESS??... ~ James Marsters Mar 23 2007 08:13 pm #157spikes_wish Xander in The Yoko Factor Easy one now! "He probably sat in math class thinking, 'There should be more math. This could be mathier.'" Mar 23 2007 10:45 pm #158MadBrilliant Buffy to Willow in The Dark Age
Whoa. Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. Added to the sum, I'm BEAUTIFUL in all my insecurities & WEAKNESSES & PITIFULNESS??... ~ James Marsters Mar 23 2007 11:17 pm #159spikes_wish "...and now i'm having a wiggins" Xander in Innocence. my go "So, a burrito." "This is a burrito." Mar 26 2007 01:30 am #160Dead Man Walking Xander to Oz in Gingerbread. I love that quote!] "Uh, no worries. I can handle the Oz Full Monty." Mar 26 2007 03:06 am #161Spikez_tart Xander to Willow in Phases? At a spanking new Hellmouth High. Please. Outside of drugs and violence and the unwanted pregnancy, and, uh, unleashing of hordes of Armageddon that comes pouring out of the school's foundation every now and then, what trouble could these kids have?
If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? Mar 26 2007 04:58 am #162FetchingMadScientist Xander to Buffy in "Lessons" Next: "You don't want to miss a look at her weapons' chest." "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Mar 26 2007 02:41 pm #163DreamsofSpike Spike to Wood in...some episode in Season 7 :P lol Next: I'm still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch. Fred! In... oh, shoot. The one with Gwen. Ground State. I love Gwen. She shoulda come back more. "Hey, here's a funny sidebar. I'm tied to a chair - again!" Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Mar 26 2007 09:38 pm #165MadBrilliant Lorne in Spin the Bottle "Ok... remember how we talked about private conversations and how they're less private when they're in front of my friends."
Added to the sum, I'm BEAUTIFUL in all my insecurities & WEAKNESSES & PITIFULNESS??... ~ James Marsters Mar 26 2007 10:14 pm #166FetchingMadScientist Xander to Anya with an aside to both of them by Spike in "Hush." Next: "I like my evil like I like my men-evil." "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Mar 27 2007 07:20 am #167Dead Man Walking "...You know, straight up, black hat, tie you to the train tracks, soon my Electo-Ray will destroy Metropolis, bad. Not all mixed up with the guilt and destruction of an indigenous culture." Buffy said it, in Pangs. "For justice... and for .. .the safety of puppies - a-and Christmas, right? Apr 10 2007 11:21 am #171Guest random guess..xander lol i just wanna put another quote up thats all lol k-'all i'm saying is that souless spike would have had me upside down n halfway to happyland by now' i love that quote he he sarah aka madcow Apr 10 2007 01:08 pm #172spikes_wish The qoute before i think is Doyle's ex-wife (Harry's) fiancee(Richard) in The Bachelor Party.. Your one is Anya :) "Wait, I have a condition. Whoop! Goh-boy! Dirty bitch! "Yeah, causes uncontrollable impulses. Like yanking out Apr 10 2007 06:26 pm #173MadBrilliant The first was a demon (I don't remember if he had a name) and the second is Angelus.
You do know this is a crime scene, don't you? But then... you're a criminal, so that pretty much works out. Added to the sum, I'm BEAUTIFUL in all my insecurities & WEAKNESSES & PITIFULNESS??... ~ James Marsters Snyder in Becoming Part II. I LOVE that epizode. Okay, an easy one: It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." ''I felt love for him. That tired, hopeless love which asks for nothing, which is satisfied only with a look and presence of her lover, love pointless and blind which drips from the inside with every beat of a heart. Love which doesn't ask for a touch, nor existence. Love which is here and now and which will be for forever. I wished that I could fall asleep in this moment. I would dream of him.'' Viktoria Faust Spike in Pangs. :) One of the more underrated eps, IMO. Okay, let's not quibble about who failed who. Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Apr 13 2007 10:05 pm #176MadBrilliant That was Spike to Adam in Primeval.
Added to the sum, I'm BEAUTIFUL in all my insecurities & WEAKNESSES & PITIFULNESS??... ~ James Marsters Apr 14 2007 12:41 am #177spikes_wish Willow in Teacher's Pet. "I’ve got pilgrims pitching pup tents in the parking lot. Try saying that three times fast and you’ll get a sense of the day I’m having." Apr 14 2007 02:37 am #178firefreezes Lorne in AS4, I think it's said in 'The Magic Bullet' "My head feels big. Is it big?" "No, it's head-size." "Thoughts become things, choose good ones." Willow and Oz? In Becoming Part II ''I wasn't the one livin' in alleys, rubbin' rat filth all over my face. If we're talkin' projects, you're the Sistine Chapel.'' ''I felt love for him. That tired, hopeless love which asks for nothing, which is satisfied only with a look and presence of her lover, love pointless and blind which drips from the inside with every beat of a heart. Love which doesn't ask for a touch, nor existence. Love which is here and now and which will be for forever. I wished that I could fall asleep in this moment. I would dream of him.'' Viktoria Faust Apr 14 2007 07:20 pm #180spikes_wish Spike on Angel during The Girl In Question. "Man. Atonement's a bitch" Apr 14 2007 08:02 pm #181MadBrilliant Angel in Disharmony "Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy." Added to the sum, I'm BEAUTIFUL in all my insecurities & WEAKNESSES & PITIFULNESS??... ~ James Marsters I think that was Oz, but I can't remember the episode. "Huh? What? Huh?" "Three excellent questions." Apr 14 2007 09:19 pm #183firefreezes hehe, I posted this earlier! Xander and Giles in Something Blue
"Gee ____, what are you going to teach when you fail at life? Advanced Loser-Being?" "Thoughts become things, choose good ones." Apr 14 2007 09:43 pm #184Guest That was Cordy to Xander, some point in season 2 I believe :) or maybe 3....
Next line: I'm-I'm... pathetic! Illiterate! I'm Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel! Willow in 'Lover's Walk'. "I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much." Apr 24 2007 04:32 pm #186DreamsofSpike that's a Spike line, right? can't remember where though....
New line: Hey -- three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either.
I know this one might be easier than usual, but it's from a scene I just watched, which happens to be one of my all time favorite scenes from the show, ever :) Apr 24 2007 05:50 pm #187Guest aww that's a Willow line bless em k let me think.....[it takes a while lol] its's a pretty simple one....but it's specifically for that eppy k? "Lie to me." Sarah aka Madcow x x Apr 24 2007 06:06 pm #188DreamsofSpike That would be Buffy in the episode named quite aptly, "Lie To Me"
Next Line: I know you feel betrayed. Well, that's one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal. Apr 27 2007 06:38 am #189ghost writer I have loved the stars too fondly to fear the night -Sarah Williams that's Giles and Buffy in that order in the episode with the Cruciamentum amd here's mine...
Luminous... oh, no, no, no. Irradiant's better. ~Ghost Writer Apr 27 2007 03:33 pm #190Guest sorry ghost writer its Jenny then Giles in Passion. And yours is William. “And if it turns out that we’re back on the liquid lunch, better safe than cocktails!†spikes_wish Cordelia in Somnambulist. :-) ''You ain't her. I can see it. Lord knows I can smell it. And I got no problem hitting it.''''I felt love for him. That tired, hopeless love which asks for nothing, which is satisfied only with a look and presence of her lover, love pointless and blind which drips from the inside with every beat of a heart. Love which doesn't ask for a touch, nor existence. Love which is here and now and which will be for forever. I wished that I could fall asleep in this moment. I would dream of him.'' Viktoria Faust May 01 2007 06:18 am #192Dead Man Walking Spike! in, um... that episode. With Illyria! Yeah! "Well, maybe it was embarrassing. Like... Hester, or Peanut." May 02 2007 12:21 pm #193Guest That was lorne in sacrafice, i think! here's mine: "Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me!" "Well what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit." "what?" "I mean, honestly, what kind of reetard wears heels like that in a dark alley? take two steps, break your bloody ankle" "I was just trying to get home" "Well, get as cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van. Stupid cow"
May 02 2007 12:36 pm #194Guest Girl that Spike saved, and Spike. Episode "Soul Purpose", I believe. CM May 02 2007 04:55 pm #195DreamsofSpike yes, but....new line???? new line? anyone? i want to guess!!!!! :P lol May 02 2007 05:28 pm #196DreamsofSpike Okay, here's the next one... This may be too easy, but I just love it, it's so understatedly funny :P I wanted to ask you something...is Jordy a werewolf?...Uh-huh...and how long has that been going on? May 03 2007 02:41 am #197Spikez_tart That's Oz talking to his aunt and finding out that he's now a werewolf himself. See, the poor little twig can't keep a man. Gets her all down. Few more disappointments, she'll be cryin' on my shoulder, mark my words.
If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? May 04 2007 02:11 pm #198spikes_wish Spike to the far-too-english watcher lady, in Season 5- i forget the eppy name. "It stays with you forever. No matter what they tell you, none May 04 2007 03:44 pm #199Guest lol cordelia k my quote....[thinking...]..... 'and hey if we fail there'll be an apocalypse' 'really? your not just saying that?' Sarah aka Madcow x x May 04 2007 11:14 pm #200Spikez_tart Willow to Spike after he tries to kill himself in Xander's basement. I think it was the shorts that sent him over the edge. If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? May 05 2007 02:43 am #201DreamsofSpike Buffybot in Bargaining :) loved that...and here's one of my favorites, again possibly obvious... :P but i just can't help it i love this bit...to me, this is classic :P
1st Person: So, how does this work? 2nd Person: There's no real simple answer to that. I won't lie to you, and tell you it'll be easy, cause it won't be. Just because you decided to change, doesn't mean the world's ready for you to. The truth is, no matter how much you suffer, no matter how many good deeds you do to try and make up for the past, you may never balance out the cosmic scale. The only thing I can promise you, is that you'll probably be haunted, and maybe for the rest of your life. 1st Person: [Touches the microwave] So...how does this work? LOLOLOL! What If I'm Not the Slayer? now updated with chapters 22 and 23. May 05 2007 04:50 pm #203Guest yeah, that's gotta be one of my all time favorite bits of dialogue, love it :) it's all emotional and poignant at first, and then utterly hilarious :P lol May 05 2007 09:04 pm #204spikes_wish Faith and Angel -I LOVE those lines also.
"We already played rock, paper, scissors. My hands cramped up."
May 06 2007 06:09 am #205MadBrilliant Willow and Xander in "When she was bad" You wanna wander around backstage like Spinal Tap for the next - ever? Added to the sum, I'm BEAUTIFUL in all my insecurities & WEAKNESSES & PITIFULNESS??... ~ James Marsters Hope anyone can join in! Hee, I don't know how but I know that one. It's Cordy to Angel, in that ep where they go to the ballet, 'Waiting in the Wing' was it called? Something like that. Sort of simple, but maybe not if you have to get the ep to: "I've got knitting needles he can borrow." May 08 2007 03:33 am #207Spikez_tart That's Spike to Buffy after she gets mad that Riley and Spike are killing all her vampires in Goodbye Iowa Oh. Um, but you haven't seen the boiler room yet. And, you know, that's really interesting, what with the boiler being in the room and all.
If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? May 08 2007 04:18 am #208Dead Man Walking Buffy. To Joyce in... might have been School Hard? "...Hopefully it involves treacle and a headmaster." "Go eat." May 08 2007 03:30 pm #209Guest that's anya n giles in the eppy when giles becomes a demon urm....oh got it! 'i love syphillis more than you' Sarah aka Madcow "Come with a nice leather collar does it?" Hehe that's Buffy to Spike in the season 6 halloween episode. 'All the way' is it? Oh and the knitting needles ep was actually OOMM but the scene was right. :) Gonna use two people: "Have you completely lost your mind?" "Well, yes. Where've you been all night?"
May 09 2007 04:35 pm #212Guest that was buffy n then then spike responding lol k "i'm drowning in footwear!" [btw can't remember if i already put this up lol] Sarah aka Madcow
May 09 2007 05:33 pm #213FetchingMadScientist Spike in "Chosen" Next: "Hey! You aren't supposed to do that!" "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Jun 04 2007 08:47 pm #214DreamsofSpike Okay, I really want this game back....so I searched and searched even though that last line was simple enough to be realllllly hard :P lol It was Spike to Buffy in "Superstar"...a really funny scene, actually....and here's the next one, perhaps too easy, but I wanna get the game going again!! :)
First Person: So what are our options? Jun 05 2007 01:57 am #215Spikez_tart Willow to Xander in Lover's Walk after Spike locked them in the burnt out factory. here's the next. It seems to contain properties not unlike street PCP, though more metaphysical in nature of course. I did identify Eye of Newt as one of the ingredients, but one suspects added chiefly for taste, rather than kick. If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? Jun 05 2007 04:47 pm #216DreamsofSpike That's Wes, don't remember the episode of 'Angel' though :P
The next one is: "No. No. No. No. The begging - that comes later." umm angel to bone? boone? "It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big." :D Jun 09 2007 11:02 pm #218DreamsofSpike actually, the last one was angel to lilah, when he was waiting for her in the back of her car... *shiver* that scene always creeped me out (in a good way, though, i like scary!angel) ... but you only have to get who said it, so it counts :) the next one was spike to angelus when first seeing acathla....next line is... :
Person One: I gave birth to a pterodactyl. Person Two: Oh my God, did it sing? Jun 10 2007 12:27 am #219Guest Dawn and Anya in Once More With Feeling. Next line is... Frist person: " There was a cat. A cat here and then there was another cat. And they fougth, the cats, and then they left." Second person: "Oh I thougth you were just slaying a vampier." First person: "What? Whatting a what ?"This is zombiegirl Jun 10 2007 12:44 am #220Guest that's buffy and ford in "Lie to Me"
Next line: "She practically had 'Genuine Molded Plastic' stamped on her a**" Tara, about the April-bot. “All right, one of us has been drinking, and I'm sad to say it isn't me.†Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speed boat. Jun 11 2007 10:37 pm #222DreamsofSpike That was Doyle in "Hero"....
next line: I think not speaking would be a really good look for you. Mar 30 2009 06:02 pm #223Guest Just to get the game started all over again :P Last one was Lorne, to Lilah(?). Not sure when. "That was painful. I'm still reeling." "Yeah, I feel you pain, what with him trying to kill me and all" spikes_wish Mar 31 2009 03:45 pm #224EveryLastDrop That's Lorne to Angel in The Trial, season two. Here's one of my favorites: Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I had done that... even if I didn't make it... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know that I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again. Do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways... Mar 31 2009 04:26 pm #226Scarlet Ibis Buffy in "The Prom" (?) Well, gravy. I'll menace; you talk. "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Mar 31 2009 06:19 pm #227spikes_wish Spike to the german dude in Why We Fight. Apr 01 2009 12:32 am #228Guest Xander in Go Fish Hilarious, especially when you can watch the scene and the signals of the characters-- "I can just see myself lying on a table—no clothes, no will—while they probed and explored and did whatever they wanted to my naked, helpless body." Apr 01 2009 05:06 pm #229Guest Fred to Wes when they're teenagers in Angel! And Wesley's hidden sword shoots out right then!! "What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay." Apr 01 2009 05:29 pm #230Scarlet Ibis Xander in "First Date." "Did you just call me a tit?" Gawd, I love that season... "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Apr 01 2009 07:11 pm #231spikes_wish Erm Angel to Spike in You're Welcome, AtS S5 "My parent's were great. Tasted like chicken" Apr 02 2009 03:13 am #232Guest AtS 1, Angel to... Allen? Alec? The one where all the cops and Angel go all sensitive and touchy-feely. Apr 02 2009 09:16 pm #233Guest i'm fairly certain xander says that, but i couldn't tell you which eps. i know everyone's gonna get this one as soon as they read it, but it is my absolute most favorite line in the whole series. "it's a big rock. can't wait to tell all my friends. bet they don't have a rock this big." Apr 03 2009 12:20 am #234FetchingMadScientist Spike to Angel in Becoming part 2. Next: "This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed." "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Apr 03 2009 01:05 am #235Guest FMS, that is Spike's line from Something Blue! Also, it's Oz who says the ice line when Buffy is talking about the ice capades in S 3. "Oh, into a bunch of namby-pamby, self-analyzing wankers who could never hope to—" Apr 06 2009 02:18 am #236Guest Spike to Angel in the cavemen vs astronuts talk!! A doodle. I do doodle. You, too. You do doodle, too. Apr 06 2009 01:18 pm #237spikes_wish Willow in The Witch. We're to provide you anything you need to help assface here. Those were his exact words Apr 06 2009 04:24 pm #238FetchingMadScientist Government agent to Buffy in "The Killer in Me" Easy one next: "To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase, 'Duh.'" "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Apr 06 2009 07:33 pm #239Scarlet Ibis A doodle. I do doodle. You, too. You do doodle, too. Isn't that Willow in "Gingerbread"? The last one is Spike in "In the Dark." "I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley?" "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Apr 06 2009 08:22 pm #240spikes_wish I meant Gingerbread- I got mixed up. And Spike in Angel Season 5. I love that scene. "Whatever. Can I go?" Apr 09 2009 09:27 pm #243Guest "The second you're back to your old tricks well, let's just say before you even sniff out your first victim you'll be pretty indistinguishable from, oh what should we say... instant soup mix." Apr 09 2009 11:09 pm #244FetchingMadScientist Jonathan to Spike in "Superstar" next: "Actually, I don't fancy a single one of you at all, and ____ tried to kill me more than once. But..." (beat) "Actually all that sounds pretty convincing." (Walks away from group) "I wonder if Asian House is open?" "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Apr 10 2009 02:28 am #245BecomingChosenGirl13 Spike, "Where the wild things are" =) "And no matter what I`ll love you, even if you`re covered with slime".... Tehehehehehe.... Edit; typo. Apr 10 2009 03:52 am #246Scarlet Ibis Angel in "Earshsot." How did you survive this long being so retarded? "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Apr 10 2009 01:09 pm #247BecomingChosenGirl13 Angelus, "Calvary". "Cordelia?!.... Did I sound jealous just now?, cos I`m not..." Apr 14 2009 05:08 pm #249Guest I know Willow says it, I even remember her tone of voice when she says 'cause I'm not... but I can't remember what episode it was!! Apr 14 2009 05:20 pm #250Guest Oh, oh, I remember! Willow from Reptile Boy! You're still number one with a guilt trip, Mom. Apr 15 2009 01:50 am #252FetchingMadScientist Spike to Buffy in "Wrecked" next: "Yes, but I'll always be stupid..." (beat) "Let's not all rush to disagree!" "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Apr 15 2009 03:03 am #253Guest Xander in Go fish. "I'm just sayin'. If there's one thing I learned living on a Hellmouth: every day is precious, you never know when it may be your last." Apr 15 2009 03:14 am #254Guest Xander is correct but not the episode. Care to try again? FetchingMadScientist Apr 15 2009 05:42 pm #255Guest Xander in what's my line. "I'm just sayin'. If there's one thing I learned living on a Hellmouth: every day is precious, you never know when it may be your last." Apr 15 2009 09:41 pm #256Scarlet Ibis Cordelia "Double or Nothing." I always thought (blank) was grown in some sort of greenhouse for dandies. "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Apr 16 2009 05:43 am #257Guest Spike about wesley in Lineage "I'm not lookin' to hug and cry and learn and grow." Apr 20 2009 02:56 am #258Guest Faith in.. Consequences? "Our lives are different than other people's," Apr 21 2009 07:14 pm #259BecomingChosenGirl13 Graduation day part 2, Oz =) . "Yes, a very short, annoying man". Apr 23 2009 03:45 pm #260Guest Buffy to Dawn in FFL. "Oh, I sorta test well. Which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs." Apr 23 2009 04:30 pm #261FetchingMadScientist Oz to Willow in "What's MY line" Next: "Oh, puppy got out..." "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Apr 23 2009 06:59 pm #262amaradangeli Willow in "The Wish"? I think... "Oh yeah, touching it was my first impulse. Luckily I've moved on to my second, which involves dry-heaving and running like hell." Apr 24 2009 08:52 pm #263BecomingChosenGirl13 Xander, Listening to fear. "No, I mean here. Will you just hold me?". Apr 24 2009 09:40 pm #264amaradangeli Buffy, I want to say from Touched, but might have been End of Days. "I realize that there's been some ball-dropping..." Apr 26 2009 01:45 am #265Guest Buffy in Tough Love. "Of course, if you want to snuggle up and comfort me... " Apr 28 2009 07:27 pm #267BecomingChosenGirl13 I THINK it`s Spike... But I have no idea about the episode it might be from :P... Apr 29 2009 08:28 am #269Scarlet Ibis Sid in "The Puppet Show." I want you - to undress me. It's just another costume. I want you to see who I really am. You're the only one who can. "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Apr 29 2009 02:39 pm #270BecomingChosenGirl13 Angel, waiting in the wings. "Where did you learn that word?, ________". Apr 29 2009 02:52 pm #271Scarlet Ibis Nope, not Angel :) "Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." https://www.facebook.com/FangirlNovel Apr 29 2009 03:39 pm #272amaradangeli That line from Waiting in the Wings was a Cordelia line. But it's when she was under the influence of the ghost... I don't know about that other quote from BecomingChosenGirl13, so I'll leave it open. :o) Apr 29 2009 04:32 pm #273BecomingChosenGirl13 I mean`t to write Cordelia on Angel, but then I spaced out and just wrote Angel, sorry. I didn`t think about the ghost, so maybe I`m wrong :) Apr 30 2009 01:49 am #274Guest Buffy to Willow, on the phone, in Becoming. "And on the day the words "flimsy excuse" were redefined, we stood in awe and watched." I think that's Spike but I dunno about the episode so should I give a quote or not. Well, if not-OK! If yes- Are you saying, we should start annoying other people?! May 02 2009 12:16 am #276Guest That one is definitely Spike in AtS S5, to Angel. Great line. The last one was Xander about watching Cordelia hit on Wesley. Person 1: That's not even... That is so mean! Person 2: Blackmail is such an ugly word. Person 1: I didn't say blackmail. Person 2: Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you, so I thought I'd bring it up. May 04 2009 07:02 pm #277amaradangeli That's Xander and Amy in Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered. "No. No no no no you're lying she's fine she's fine and you're lying oh no no please no you're lying she's fine, she's fine…" May 14 2009 05:35 am #278Guest Tricky one, thats what Dawn is saying in The Body when Buffy tells her about Joyce. I'll go with: "Button, Button, who's got the button?" May 14 2009 02:32 pm #279Guest We don't hear what Dawn says in the Body, the camera pulls back to behind the window in the classroom. Did you hear them when they did a different take or the dailies? If so, where did you see it? Please tell!! The other line is from Spike in the season seven one where Willow comes back and she and the other Scoobies can't see each other and Buffy sticks her thumbs in the Gnarl's eyes. Well, his body could fall out of a closet somewhere. So we should check some closets to see if he's in a closet? May 26 2009 05:38 pm #280amaradangeli Lol, that was Cordelia in Bad Eggs. Loved those early days of Xander and Cordy - such an unlikely couple. "There are safer prisons. I can't let you stay because of me." Buffy to Willow in Choices, the college talk "I don't really know what to say. Um, I understand that this sort of thing requires ice cream of some kind" The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.--- e e cummings Come to challengespuffy post Spuffy fic challenges or find something to write about Jun 04 2009 01:01 am #282Guest Giles in The Prom, Buffy. "We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise we bottle them up, and before you know it, powerful laxatives are involved. I really believe if we all reach out to one another we can beat this thing. I'm always here if you need a hug, (jumps back) but not a real hug! Because there's no touching, this school is sensitive to wrong touching." Oooh, just watched that one, it was Principal Flutie in Teacher's Pet Ladies and gentlemen... there is no cause for alarm. Actually, there is cause for alarm. It just won’t do any good. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.--- e e cummings Come to challengespuffy post Spuffy fic challenges or find something to write about Jun 05 2009 04:45 am #284FetchingMadScientist "Luke" in "The Harvest" Next: "Angel...he was the most vicious creature I ever met!" "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Jun 06 2009 08:55 pm #285Guest Said by the Master in early season one, talking to Darla... might be episode "Angel" Oh, look. The Americans are relying on violence to solve their problems. What a surprise. Jun 13 2009 12:39 am #286BecomingChosenGirl13 That ugly little thing in "the girl in question".... I can`t remember a name though, so I`ll just post one and see if you approve it :). "His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe" <------ Okay, way too easy, but I`m tired right now :P. Jun 15 2009 12:05 am #287Spikez_tart Anya singing in Once More with Feeling. "All's well that ends with cute ER doctors, I always say." If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? Buffy said that, don't remember which episode though. "Anchovies, anchovies you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes." The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.--- e e cummings Come to challengespuffy post Spuffy fic challenges or find something to write about Jun 15 2009 05:40 am #289FetchingMadScientist That's Dawn in "Conversations with Dead People" Next: "Now the whole world can see the place where my pants meet my shirt!" "Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one." -Spike Xander to Buffy in Hells Bells "You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine." The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.--- e e cummings Come to challengespuffy post Spuffy fic challenges or find something to write about Jun 18 2009 04:12 pm #292BecomingChosenGirl13 Buffy from... the one where she`s herself sick in season two xD "Will this do a thing to change her?". Jun 20 2009 12:36 am #294Spikez_tart Xander in I Only have Eyes for You "You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, 'Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?' We've been through this. " If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? Willow to Xander in The Pack "I didn't get this job because of my looks" The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.--- e e cummings Come to challengespuffy post Spuffy fic challenges or find something to write about Jun 20 2009 05:02 pm #296Guest Wesley to Buffy in either Bad Girls or Consequences, S3. Person 1: My advice to you is do exactly what everyone else does all the time. Person 2: Got it. Person 1: Do what everyone else does, wear what everyone else wears, say what everyone else says. Person 2: OK. Person 1: People may say something to you you don't understand. Just don't be afraid to keep your mouth shut and pretend like you know what they're saying. Dawn and Willow in Selfless Okay, you get Fangs, I'll get Horny. I mean..... The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.--- e e cummings Come to challengespuffy post Spuffy fic challenges or find something to write about Jun 21 2009 09:55 pm #298Spikez_tart Buffy to Riley in Where the Wild Things Are. And didn't she up and have sex with that loser right after? I'm Betty Louise Plotnick of East Cupcake, Illinois. If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? Buffy to Riley in Where the Wild Things Are. And didn't she up and have sex with that loser right after? I prefer to think that was a bad dream, but Giles singing Behind Blue Eyes is the only reason I ever re-watch that one. Buffy to Xander in The Freshmen Yeah. Yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.--- e e cummings Come to challengespuffy post Spuffy fic challenges or find something to write about Jun 23 2009 06:19 pm #300Guest That's Oz in Phases. Love him :kiss: That's because you're a part of something larger. Like being swallowed. By something larger. Jun 25 2009 04:06 am #301Spikez_tart Anya to Dawn in Potential - I cheated and looked it up. I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail. If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? snyder...one of those eps he was in.... to giles "someone waaaasn't wooorthy." Your heart will break, your tears will fall, but don't be suprised, if there is someone there, to catch you when you fall. Becuase you, yes you, are awesome. Aug 03 2010 03:46 am #303Spikez_tart Spike to Angel after he fails to jump start Acathla with somebody else's blood. Your logic does *not* resemble our Earth logic. If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who? Buffy to Xander, at a picnic, discussing his break up with Cordy. Opening scene of The Wish, I think? "That's all schools are, you know. Just factories spewing out mindless little automatons." Spike to Dawn, Bargaining Part 1 Okay, then I promise, from now on I'll let you get pummeled. Love's a funny thing... buffy to xander i think the eps is called halloween You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it. Your heart will break, your tears will fall, but don't be suprised, if there is someone there, to catch you when you fall. Becuase you, yes you, are awesome. Spike to Buffy and Angel in Lover's Walk. My turn: So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her. ~ Niori ~ Oz to Buffy - 'Living Conditions'. It'll be just like it was when I was a kid. Only without me building a fort out of my mashed potatoes. Love's a funny thing... | |||
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