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Cornpone and the Bloodsuckers by Always_jbj and Mefiant C_GreenEyed_Cat 11/23/2016 05:40 am Chapter 5 This was brilliantly hilarious!! The imagery of "Dumb, dumber & dumbest" in all their idiotic antics had me crying with laughter (just like Buffy). Whilst Spike was upset at not being able to hit Riley before he dusted, I think watching Rileys complete & utter idiocy & humiliation will be a much sweeter memory, especially after the degradation the initiative caused Spike. The vampire threesome was as satisfying to read as watching the 3 Stooges. And Lulabelle is just too precious! alým 02/24/2008 01:03 am Chapter 5 hahahahaha! I absolutely loved it:D This was just as funny as I remembered it (maybe even funnier) I am so glad that I decided to re-visit this fic. Riley dusting himself was priceless, and I have a feeling Xander is going to have an interesting time with Lulabelle *wink* I am so glad that you reminded me of this fic. thanks for the laughs :D LMAO - just priceless - I loved the fic - Harm and Ri's dusting was perfect and those were the three most incompatent vamps ever! great story! Dusting Riley was VERY fulfilling! Yes, they are pretty incompetent vamps... but then they were pretty incompetent people... Thank you for the reviews, sweetie! *hugs* ~*~Tasha~*~ 05/23/2006 09:18 am Chapter 5 A funny story, and a funny ending for it too. Thank you for the light-hearted jaunt into the frivolous. I loved it! Thank you for the reviews. I'm so glad you enjoyed the story and that it gave you a giggle! LMAO!! The threesome was the most ridiculous I have ever seen. How did you think that up? The three stupidest "people" in the Buffyverse all vampires together. Thank you! I am glad you enjoyed it... as for our idiot trio... well I blame BSB for that... really, it was all her idea... ok, so the title was her idea... the rest just seed to fall into place! lol. Hilarious! alým 02/24/2008 12:35 am Chapter 4 OMG! What the frozen hell was that?!?!? Oh,my....disgusting and funny at tha same time! Way to go...:D;) LMAO - evil vampire who buys condoms and no one can put it on - LMAO lMAO - LMAO ! LOL...Thank you! Well they ARE a pretty useless lot! ~*~Tasha~*~ 05/23/2006 09:09 am Chapter 4 You have me in fits of giggling hysterics. Oh my gosh. This story is priceless. Thank you! Giggling hysteria was our aim so it is nice to know we accomplished it! lmao ooh yeah suck is xander suck those three inches ... you are the queen of comedy! I can't take the credit for that... all accolades belong to my partner in crime! ~*~Tasha~*~ 05/23/2006 08:59 am Chapter 3 That would be a fricking hilarious thing to see. I can just imagine what the scene must have looked like to her. Crap ... who knocked out Buffy. LOL... yeah dumb and dumber meets sex-ed! Much as I like it..uh, kinda fast, isn't it? And no thoughts about Riley even after waking up? lmao - and again with RIley the incompatent vampire. This is just to funnny! Thank you! Riley is just too easy to take the piss out of! lol ~*~Tasha~*~ 05/23/2006 08:51 am Chapter 2 That was pretty funny with them breaking the bed. Riley all pouting to harmony about not being able to keep his Xander Childe was pretty cute too. What a dope. Good chapter. Thanks! Poor Giles his bed was vandalised! Soul of the Rose 01/07/2012 12:38 am Chapter 1 Bahaha! I love this premise - Harmony as sire & Riley as the most retarded vampire ever. Too good. Fun beginning! I'm looking forward to the rest :) You've written Riley so as to make him tolerable and hilarious! Lmao - I absolutly adore this story - it freaking rocks! I love Riley as a vampire to his sire harmony! This is just the funniest thing! LOL...Thank you, my dear! ~*~Tasha~*~ 05/23/2006 08:43 am Chapter 1 {laughing hard} Riley can't even do it right as a vampire. Stupid dork. The fact that he can't even get the vein on a pulser is hilarious. This is funny! Thank you! Well Riley was pretty incompetent... *giggles* wahoo! We have the Cornpone here!! *does happy dance* LOL... you nut! I'm glad you still like it.... afterall it was written just for you!! Vicki 09/22/2005 07:32 am Chapter 1 oh lordy - oh my god - i laughed so hard i about peed my pants! this was just absolutely hysterical. i could just see everything as i read it so clearly. what a freakin hoot! harm, ri ri and xander could be the new 3 stooges! harhar! thanks a lot for this one. Transferred review Bloodytearsoflife 09/22/2005 07:31 am Chapter 1 OMG, that last Giles scene really took the cake. Oh, I don't think I've laughed that much because of a fic in a long time. GREAT story. Hope to see another collab from you two in the future. Transferred review Marsters Girl 09/22/2005 07:30 am Chapter 1 I really enjoyed this, been having a bad day, and just loved the way you wrote Xander and Riley, tooo funny, thanks! Transferred review Megan 09/22/2005 07:29 am Chapter 1 Veyr nice. Fantastic to see this at an end. I laughed at the whole Riley thing, and full circle to Giles's bed. *snerk* Beautiful job, ladies. Transferred review Esther 09/22/2005 07:29 am Chapter 1 OMG, ladies, I laughed...I cried...I panted...and laughed some more. You girls just did an amazing job!! I swear, I don't think I laughed so hard in my life thinking of the shenanigans with Riley/Harmony/Xander. Those were the funniest scenes ever!!! And Xander got his just deserves for the awful things he wanted to do to Buffy.
The Spuffy was as hot as always...wanted more...and I'm sooo glad that Buffy decided that their relationship is worth everything....woohoo!!
Giles...I laughed right along with Spike...that was just too funny!!!
I hope you ladies collaborate again 'cause this was priceless!!!
Transferred review Redwulf 50 09/22/2005 07:28 am Chapter 1 freakin good fic :P Transferred review ComedyofErrors 09/22/2005 07:27 am Chapter 1 He he. He he. Oh, wow that was hilarious. Harmony, Riley, and Xander, and I can barely type I'm shaking from laughter. I loved this.
And then Giles on the bed. You guys write a great comedy. Transferred review Shannaya 09/22/2005 07:26 am Chapter 1 Oh bloddy hell! how dare you write such a .... story........
I´m sitting in front of my computerscreen, tears running down my cheeks, i can hardly read, my vision is blury and my body is shakin from so much laugh,....
whoo hoo, you did such a great job, soooo thanks for entertaining me with this joyful story!!!!!!!
lovely greetings from austria Transferred review Bloodytearsoflife 09/22/2005 07:25 am Chapter 1 So where's the rest of the fic? This was too funny. Gave me a good laugh. Hope to see more soon! Transferred review Milva 09/22/2005 07:24 am Chapter 1 Must say,my dears,I have never read something so funny!!You did a good job in humor-it's excelent.I'm waiting for updates like a dog for his bone-in meantime I'm re-reading it from the beginning ( the fifth time!).
Hugs and good wishes from Milva
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Oh,when you're at JM concert give him a big hug from me(don't think kisses'll be granted??!) Transferred review Erin 09/22/2005 07:23 am Chapter 1 That was great! It was soooo funny, and I can't wait for more. Transferred review Zira 09/22/2005 07:22 am Chapter 1 Too funny!!! Cried from laughing so hard!
Don't stop writing!
Awesomely wicked! Transferred review | |||
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