Cleaved?  Where did you grow up? I didn't think anyone under the age of fifty even knew  the word, much less used it*. "Tasty as a peach & as feisty as a rodeo calf". Are you trying to get me off or trying to make me fall in the floor laughing?
This is great stuff! Much, much, much better than ...uh, can't 'member what I was gonna say...

Like Buffy said...Gah!!! Wonderful!

Damn!  Always the most vivid, inventive, fantastic porn scenes out of you.  May you never grow tired of writing!

Wow, that was hot. Look forward to more.

Holy crap...

 

 

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!!

 

You've always been one of my favorite writers, and I'm incredibly happy you're still writing.  Fantastic, energetic, vibrant porn here. 

You write the best sex and the best fighting I've ever read.

Happy Birthday!

'This was exactly like fighting, he realized. Only it felt a whole lot better.'    You write Spuffy beyond the horizon, you clever twisty writing person.  The fun is there beginning to end, just what one would expect and you have that great funny bone that shows up in just about every line you write.  It's impossible not to love this.  I've tried to be grim and super critical and it's simply not a place one can visit from you story. 
'"Bit snug?" He smirked at the understatement -- Slayer was tight as a virgin.'  Don't know why, just loved Spike being all Alpha male and studly.  How you write him is a hoot--all bad ass and funny--you do great fight scenes too!!
'Holding her still, he asked conversationally,' again, in the middle of this marathon cockstand come to Jesus, well, he conversationally asks and that's hysterical!!  I have been waiting for the rest of the fantastic barroom brawl--see that in and of itself, you can put the slayer and the vampire in a cowboy setting and it's cool as nails!!
Thanks for your hard work and happy belated birthday!!

guh.  more please.

You are unparalleled, dialogue always crisp, and anything you write always makes me laugh...I hope you "never stop" with the spuffy...and a belated happy birthday...    

ahhhhhhh....how could u stop there?!?! Your bad.....evil! I want more....please?

 Loved it. Twas hot. Major props.

Hee!  I think you've outdone yourself with this one.  Birthdays must agree with you. :)

Know I remember why I like your stories!  Very hottie, hot.  I especially liked "Straight-up evil with a side of fantastic orgasm."

Keep it coming!  Heh heh!

perfect pair of golden, baby-soft creampuffs with nipples that might as well be tattooed with the words Bite and Here - Best description of breasts ever. LOL You get so creative with these descriptions. Thank goodness this isn't the same ol' fic sex!

Right funny porn, too. Can Spike come over when he's done with Buffy?

I'm so glad you updated! I live for your fic- yay pr0n!
Happy birthday too.

Happy Bday Nauti - this was fabulous.  Comic and humor all at once.  Great!