Beer Foamy by Spikez_tart
Chapter: H—! AH DMPD HR

12/28/2007 07:41 am
oh man...hope they can handle this..and parker as a vampire? ugh...he was annoying enough with just a normal lifespan...lol...excellent chapter, love :)
Thanks DOS. I love tormenting Parker.

12/18/2007 11:02 pm
Interesting chapter Char, Parker gets sired and an ending that has me waiting for the next chapter.
Thank JC - I'm going to kick Parker around some more next chapter.

12/18/2007 02:15 pm
WOW, they came for Parker. And to get a little of his background is telling on why he treats people the way he does. And really, why in the world would she want Spike to go back to the dorm. They already got together outside, what put a buffer between them now. Just love the chapter
I really hate Parker, the big phony. I love doing mean things to him. Buffy only wants to take Spike back to the dorm because she's embarassed and she told Giles a big fat lie. Thanks.

fyreburned
12/17/2007 08:28 pm
Oooooooohhhhhh! That is going to HURT! Hurt Cleotus, that is....somehow I see that baseball bat being snapped into a nice jagged stake just for Cleotus!
Loved the Inner William sneaking out, just for Buffy. And priceless, the way she half-ignores him/patronizes him while reading the paper...
They're definitely growing on each other.
Please let Buffy put the Twinks down in a properly grisly manner befitting what they deserve.
Enjoying it!
~~K.~~
~~fyreburned~~
fyreburned@yahoo.com
The Twinks will certainly get their just desserts, but not before they torment Parker some more, because I just love to torture that little bastard. Bigger plans for Cleotus than a piffling stake. Mwah hah hah. Thanks for reviewing.

12/17/2007 04:54 am
On the other hand, the whole smelling thing. “Ewww. Have I mentioned that this Vampire Smelling Thing makes me want to heave?"

Hahahaha. and also, this:

Parker had a hell of a time later when he woke up in the morgue with his jaw still wired shut and his fangs bursting out of his gums.

Great line.

Awesome as usual, S_T.
Thanks Nauti - can you imagine having your boyfriend/lover/husband whatever sniffing you all the time. Ew. I love doing wicked things to Parker.

12/16/2007 10:39 pm
I really get a kick out of your characterizations...not just Buffy and Spike but love the twins so much I almost hate to see them dusted *G*. Parker as a vamp is a dreadful concept though but enjoyed the wired jaw causing trouble with fangs growing.

Kathleen
Thanks PF - the twins were a lot of fun to write. More to come from them and more evil fun with Parker.

hotlipedjen
12/16/2007 09:21 pm
Ohhhhh!
Is that a good Ohhhh! or a bad Ohhhh! Thanks for O'ing.

12/16/2007 07:19 pm
LOL! I was sure that was what the chapter name meant, but I was afraid it would have something to do with Spike and Buffy and the claim! So glad it didn't *sighs with relief* Oh, and Parker waking up at the morgue? LMAO!!! Loved the update! More please? *bats eyelashes*

XXX
Thanks S - More next weekend. I really hate Parker. It's fun to do mean things to him.

12/16/2007 05:46 am
Parker? Vampire? Double bad! I am so looking forward to his dusty end. And your title is hilarious!
Thanks Joyce - I was afraid readers wouldn't get the title. More fun Parker abuse to come.

Tamara
12/16/2007 04:30 am
I definitely get the title now. Parker the vamp is gona have a hard time feeding with his jaws wired shut.
Evil writer, me, is going to give him a hard time all around. Mwah hah hah. Thanks for reviewing.

12/16/2007 04:08 am
Well... that is one name for him... uh-huh! hehe
Thanks for reviewing. Just limbering up with Parker.

12/16/2007 04:02 am
thanks for the update.
thanks for reviewing peck.

12/16/2007 03:29 am
OH I wonder what Buffy will say when she finds out Parker was Vamped by Sundasy and Rosebud. I am confused by Cleotus at the end did she know Spike before.
Cleotus was one of the vamps that Spike beat up when he was all jazzed up with Slayer blood. As to Parker, I will slap him around some more before Buffy gets around to him. Thanks for reviewing.