Setting: Season 7. Episode 'Dirty Girls' (some dialog has been used from the episode). The story starts not long after Buffy finds Spike and Faith getting chummy in the basement and Willow doesn't call so soon from the hospital. Instead, the awkward moment was interrupted by the sound of slayers-in-training fighting in the kitchen. Written for Seasonal Spuffy.

A few random events lead Buffy and Spike to a place where neither ever thought they would be. A story of odd timing, coincidence, and the whammy.

Let's see what would happen if we combine William, Spike, Cockney Spike, Mary Poppins, and a Pirate into one character. All at once. Oh, and Buffy tries to help.

Set in S7, Spike is bored and looking for some fun. Only instead, he finds himself at the mercy of the Slayer. One Shot